Damn you Einstein!

Post » Sat Jul 23, 2011 5:29 pm

If only time were not relative, these "3-4 months" wouldn't feel like hundreds upon hundreds of years.

So!

How do we spend our time?

How do you personally spend your time in this wait?

Any suggestions as to how us crazed lunatics can cope with the crippling relativity of the time which we must endure?

Mystify us with a tale of intrigue?

Perhaps a joke?






Basically, I intend this thread to help us(me) endure through this hardship that is known as waiting, which will undoubtedly turn us all against one another and consume us until we are but piles of rotting hate-filled puddles of flesh...all of this by about mid-august if my calculations prove viable. So please, anything that can help us take our minds off of the matter or at least sooth the savage beast that is expectation?
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leni
 
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Post » Sat Jul 23, 2011 5:09 pm

He didn't "invent" relativity, he explained it, silly. :rolleyes:

Funny thing about relativity: the older you get, the faster time seems to pass. Just have to hold out. :shrug:
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Post » Sat Jul 23, 2011 10:17 am

If you want time to fly by, i suggest you avoid anything to do with Skyrim. Then before you know it, it will be nov 11 :wink_smile:
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Amanda Furtado
 
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Post » Sat Jul 23, 2011 3:17 pm

Newton was cooler

SHA-BAM
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Jessie
 
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Post » Sat Jul 23, 2011 9:49 am

play oblivion fallout 3 fallout NV all over again
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Cesar Gomez
 
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Post » Sat Jul 23, 2011 10:41 am

I started reading Game of Thrones today.
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JaNnatul Naimah
 
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Post » Sat Jul 23, 2011 7:53 am

Stay still the entire time and you might cut a few nanoseconds off of the wait.
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Dawn Farrell
 
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Post » Sat Jul 23, 2011 6:05 am

Einstein is one of the greatest men to have ever lived.

Sir Issac Newton
Charles Darwin
David Attenbourough
Stephen Hawkings
Archimedes
Galileo
Pythagoras If you mean the one about the theory of triangles.... I'm still having nightmares from school
Aristotle
Plato
Socrates
Edwin Hubble
Carl Sagan
Ferdinand Magellan
Christopher Columbus
Confucius
Gutenburg
Da Vinci
Bill Gates
Steve Jobs
James Watt
Galileo
Copernicus
Neils Bohr
Beethovan

Are some......

Edited: based on a bollocking for doing to short a draft
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Dean
 
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Post » Sat Jul 23, 2011 6:55 am

Stay still the entire time and you might cut a few nanoseconds off of the wait.


Nah, it be better to accelerate at a high velocity, then he would cut some nano seconds off. Like if you see a airplane, the time dilates, so the atom clocks on that plane would actually go slower, than the ones on earth. And because we're going after the time on earth. It would cut down the time for waiting =) Atleast as of his perspective/anyone else on the plane.
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Post » Sat Jul 23, 2011 7:20 am

Einstein is one of the greatest men to have ever lived.

Sir Issac Newton
Charles Darwin
David Attenbourough
Stephen Hawkings
Aristotle

Being the others


Fixed :thumbsup:
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Sarah Unwin
 
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Post » Sat Jul 23, 2011 7:49 am

A time to be born, and a time to die; a time to sow, and a time to reap; a time to play Skyrim ...uh... your're right.

Damn you Einstein! Damn you I say!
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Post » Sat Jul 23, 2011 11:32 am

There's this great big thing called the outdoors that has loads of fun stuff to do while you are waiting for Skyrim to come out. Oh, who am I kidding...Just go back and play Morrowind, or Oblivion, or fallout 3 or...

I agree with the poster that said the older you get the more time seems to fly by. I'm 41 in two weeks and it seems like last year that I was celebrating 21...If only I could have those years back now. :whistling:
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Post » Sat Jul 23, 2011 8:18 am

Einstein is one of the greatest men to have ever lived.

Sir Issac Newton
Charles Darwin
David Attenbourough
Stephen Hawkings

Being the others


Archimedes
Galileo
Pythagoras
Aristotle
Plato
Socrates
Edwin Hubble
Carl Sagan

Etc...
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Post » Sat Jul 23, 2011 4:39 pm

Einstein is one of the greatest men to have ever lived.

Sir Issac Newton
Charles Darwin
David Attenbourough
Stephen Hawkings

Being the others

Depends on what defines "Great", in terms of Influence you could include

Ferdinand Magellan
Christopher Columbus
Confucius
Gutenburg
Da Vinci
Bill Gates
Steve Jobs
James Watt
Galileo
Copernicus
Neils Bohr
Beethovan
To name a few...
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Post » Sat Jul 23, 2011 6:38 am

I started watching The Tudors....I'm sad its over, really nothing to do with Skyrim's setting but it was still nice.
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Post » Sat Jul 23, 2011 8:49 am

Archimedes
Galileo
Pythagoras If you mean the one about the theory of triangles.... I'm still having nightmares from school
Aristotle
Plato
Socrates
Edwin Hubble
Carl Sagan

Etc...



Depends on what defines "Great", in terms of Influence you could include

Ferdinand Magellan
Christopher Columbus
Confucius
Gutenburg
Da Vinci
Bill Gates
Steve Jobs
James Watt
Galileo
Copernicus
Neils Bohr
Beethovan
To name a few...


Ok I agree with all of them I was giving a very quick list of the first names that came to my head. Still thanks as now the list grows.......
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darnell waddington
 
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Post » Sat Jul 23, 2011 6:48 am

dont read anything about skyrim
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Post » Sat Jul 23, 2011 8:53 am

Depends on what defines "Great", in terms of Influence you could include

Ferdinand Magellan
Christopher Columbus
Confucius
Gutenburg
Da Vinci
Bill Gates
Steve Jobs
James Watt
Galileo
Copernicus
Neils Bohr
Beethovan
To name a few...

Beethoven but no Mozart? How dare you :verymad:. Seriously though, I might add Hippocrates to that list of great minds.
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Post » Sat Jul 23, 2011 4:32 pm

Einstein is one of the greatest men to have ever lived.

Sir Issac Newton
Charles Darwin
David Attenbourough
Stephen Hawkings

Being the others

You forgot Alan Turing, without whom we wouldn't be playing Skyrim at all, and Roger Penrose, who worked on the mathematics of black holes with Stephen Hawking, and who has some very interesting ideas on the quantum mechanical nature of consciousness, and the impossibility of a true artificial intelligence.
Oh, and Einstein could only formulate general relativity within the framework of the already theorised Riemannian space.


My advice to OP, read more, I recommend Moorcock and Iain Banks.
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Post » Sat Jul 23, 2011 12:40 pm

Einstein is one of the greatest men to have ever lived.

Sir Issac Newton
Charles Darwin
David Attenbourough
Stephen Hawkings

Being the others

WHERE IS CARL SAGAN? :swear:

If you want time to go faster for you, just travel at the speed of light for a month or so.
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Post » Sat Jul 23, 2011 8:54 am

dont read anything about skyrim


Duh. He was asking what we are doing to make the waiting process until 11 11 11 a little less disgusting.
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Post » Sat Jul 23, 2011 5:26 am

Actually, I would credit The Person Who Invented The Plow as the single most important person in history.
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Post » Sat Jul 23, 2011 3:58 pm

Actually, I would credit The Person Who Invented The Plow as the single most important person in history.

From the way people go on and on about how great sliced bread is, I would assume the person who made that is more important.
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Post » Sat Jul 23, 2011 10:39 am

Beethoven but no Mozart? How dare you :verymad:. Seriously though, I might add Hippocrates to that list of great minds.

I find it endlesly amusing that his name sounds like hipocrasy :P

Actually, I would credit The Person Who Invented The Plow as the single most important person in history.

But could he have invented it if someone had not already domesticated a crop or an animal?
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Post » Sat Jul 23, 2011 10:53 am

Einstein is one of the greatest men to have ever lived.

Sir Issac Newton
Charles Darwin
...





Tolkien?
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