Dar-Ma : V - Skyrim

» Wed Mar 09, 2011 11:36 am

This thread gets better with each post. :hehe:

After what they did to the Dark Elves, I think the Argonians are a solid decent folk in my book and deserve respect. :thumbsup:

» Wed Mar 09, 2011 1:59 am

What you don't know is what happened shortly AFTER the events of the main quest. Dar-Ma took up singing and became the Lady Gaga of her time. She was impaled on a wooden lower case T and expired to lift the curse of iniquity from Nirn, and three cycles later she returned to life and ascended.

Makes me think that Lady Gaga is in fact a lizard in disguise... Explains alot...

Dar-Ma may be cute and friendly, but she lacks any sense of danger. After rescuing her from all these inbred, religious clowns, I was eager to get the hell out of Hackdirt, but she just tralalaed back home. Pffft... Stupid gecko...

» Tue Mar 08, 2011 11:30 pm

This thread gets better with each post. :hehe:

After what they did to the Dark Elves, I think the Argonians are a solid decent folk in my book and deserve respect. :thumbsup:

"My hero!"

Someone had to say that quote.

Dar-Ma may be cute and friendly, but she lacks any sense of danger. After rescuing her from all these inbred, religious clowns, I was eager to get the hell out of Hackdirt, but she just tralalaed back home. Pffft... Stupid gecko...

I guess your character wasn't her type.

But yeah, I guess the character's personality is "too innocent".

Makes me think that Lady Gaga is in fact a lizard in disguise... Explains alot...

:sick: ...Would be the first lizard I don't like. She does like meat though...

» Wed Mar 09, 2011 9:52 am

Good, so the general public agree that she was one of the most important characters in OB, and she needs to be in Skyrim.

» Tue Mar 08, 2011 9:10 pm

Right up there with Saint Jiub, who, coincidentally, cleared the cliff racers out of morrowind.

Just before Morrowind exploded. What an idiot...

» Wed Mar 09, 2011 12:26 am

Just before Morrowind exploded. What an idiot...

Yea, what an idiot.

» Wed Mar 09, 2011 12:26 am

This thread is very possibly the best I have ever read. Quality entertainment to be had here.

I didn't mind Dar-Ma. Hackdirt was a very odd place.

» Wed Mar 09, 2011 2:52 am

Dar-Ma was cool I'd totally had hit her but she had the same voice as her mother and thus killed the passion.

» Wed Mar 09, 2011 5:08 am

Dar-Ma was cool I'd totally had hit her but she had the same voice as her mother and thus killed the passion.

Another sicko talking about... You know.

This thread is about how inspiring she is, not how much you fancy her scales.

» Wed Mar 09, 2011 12:58 pm

You know you could always just play an Argonian female in Skyrim called 'Dar-Ma'.

» Wed Mar 09, 2011 7:06 am

Gavin you're sick. We both know he was killed by a corrupt guard. I spit on you, Orc.

Look at yourself, You keep going on about an Unimportant NPC And calling people Orcs when he is mots likely not an orc

» Wed Mar 09, 2011 9:55 am

Akitosh agrees with me

Also its 'Akatosh' and Akatosh is an evil Dragon,

» Wed Mar 09, 2011 2:10 am

No it's not an Oblivion thread, everyone turned it into one via the FLAMING.

Who do you think from previous games will be in Skyrim?

Also don't call me an Orc, Because Im an Imperial

» Wed Mar 09, 2011 6:13 am

Also its 'Akatosh' and Akatosh is an evil Dragon,

Really? Cause I am pretty sure the avatar of Akatosh completely saved Cyrodiil during the Oblivion Crisis. Also, a triple-post? There is an edit button. :slap:

Edit: Nevermind, quadruple post. See? I used the edit button. :tongue:

» Wed Mar 09, 2011 2:49 am

I am undecided. Could the OP please summarise the best qualities of Dar-Ma? I think it's important to ensure my opinions are well informed.

» Tue Mar 08, 2011 9:42 pm

Really? Cause I am pretty sure the avatar of Akatosh completely saved Cyrodiil during the Oblivion Crisis. Also, a triple-post? There is an edit button. :slap:

Edit: Nevermind, quadruple post. See? I used the edit button. :tongue:

Akatosh is Alduin.

» Wed Mar 09, 2011 4:55 am

Akatosh is Alduin.

Yeah, doesn't mean he is necessarily evil.

» Tue Mar 08, 2011 8:52 pm

I am undecided. Could the OP please summarise the best qualities of Dar-Ma? I think it's important to ensure my opinions are well informed.

-positive attitude
-kind spirit (looks after her mother after all)
-mental strength
-Commitment to chorrol
-commitment to her mother

» Wed Mar 09, 2011 4:17 am

-positive attitude
-kind spirit (looks after her mother after all)
-mental strength
-Commitment to chorrol
-commitment to her mother

1. How do you know it isn't all just a facade, when she secretly plans on murdering everyone?
2. Again, a facade.
3. She is mentally unstable.
4. She actually plans on murdering everyone in Chorrol.
5. Her too.

So, as you can plainly see, Dar-Ma is a sick, sadistic, sick, twisted, sick excuse of an Argonian, which is why, taking pity on her, I smashed her face in with a Warhammer.

» Tue Mar 08, 2011 11:33 pm

1. How do you know it isn't all just a facade, when she secretly plans on murdering everyone?
2. Again, a facade.
3. She is mentally unstable.
4. She actually plans on murdering everyone in Chorrol.
5. Her too.

So, as you can plainly see, Dar-Ma is a sick, sadistic, sick, twisted, sick excuse of an Argonian, which is why, taking pity on her, I smashed her face in with a Warhammer.

Classic Orc propaganda. If she wanted to kill the town, she could've easily ganged up with the guys at Hackdirt and raided the town.

» Tue Mar 08, 2011 8:44 pm

Classic Orc propaganda. If she wanted to kill the town, she could've easily ganged up with the guys at Hackdirt and raided the town.

But don't you see? She was going to slaughter the people of Hackdirt, too. The people of Hackdirt never kidnapped Dar-Ma, Dar-Ma infiltrated Hackdirt to learn more about them in order to more efficiently murder them, when she accidently got herself locked in a cell, and then made up a clever cover-story as to why she got there.

» Wed Mar 09, 2011 1:35 am

Maybe Dar-Ma could be the leader of an evil Daedric cult like the Mythic Dawn :biggrin:

» Wed Mar 09, 2011 11:28 am

I trust Dar-Ma.

Yes,yes. Any Dar-Ma is good Dar-Ma!

» Tue Mar 08, 2011 10:48 pm

But don't you see? She was going to slaughter the people of Hackdirt, too. The people of Hackdirt never kidnapped Dar-Ma, Dar-Ma infiltrated Hackdirt to learn more about them in order to more efficiently murder them, when she accidently got herself locked in a cell, and then made up a clever cover-story as to why she got there.

Dar-Ma is an assassin of the Hist. It will use Dar-Ma to kill everyone!

» Wed Mar 09, 2011 10:57 am

What is the Hist?