Dealing with Barton Thorn, aka Courier Seven.

Post » Thu Dec 15, 2011 9:57 am

I did the quest for Barton Thorn. I cleared the ridge of geckos and saved his girl. I looted his little stash too. I cruise back up to Goodsprings and go to the cemetary to get my Broc Flower, the cigarettes and the Goodsprings Snow Globe. While there, Barton confronts me and attacks me. So what do I do? I knock his teeth out with boxing gloves and he falls into my grave. I got an idea in my head and decided to go through with it. I pull out a 9mm pistol. I say to him "From where you're kneeling, this must seem like an 18 carat stroke of bad luck. The truth is, the game was rigged from the start." Barton then proceded to get up, but he only made it half way up and fell back down as I executed him, delivering a 9mm to his head. My grave is now his grave.


So next time you make a courier, it could be Barton Thorn.
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Laura Richards
 
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Post » Thu Dec 15, 2011 1:53 am

Hm, interesting little scenario you have there. Personally I just shoot that moron in the face whenever I see him then go loot the stuff on the ridge.
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Rude Gurl
 
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Post » Thu Dec 15, 2011 5:05 am

I wouldn't be surprised if the next time I met him he had power armor or something. That little fink changes outfits every time I look at him.
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Roisan Sweeney
 
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Post » Thu Dec 15, 2011 8:55 am

I ran out of ammo killing geckos, so I whacked him with a shovel till he died, then I hit him some more to make sure he was down.
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Mashystar
 
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Post » Wed Dec 14, 2011 11:10 pm

Yah that guy was a moron to trick me. He got a 12 gauge shotgun to the face.
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J.P loves
 
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Post » Thu Dec 15, 2011 12:49 am

Most recently, I shot him 4 times in the eye with a Laser Pistol. He's so annoying it was well worth the ammo, despite having only 6 shots left before I began...
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Luna Lovegood
 
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Post » Thu Dec 15, 2011 6:00 am

He's usually missing his head after fooling me.
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Kirsty Wood
 
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Post » Thu Dec 15, 2011 10:57 am

Laughed that when I went to met him last time the Geckos had killed him. :celebration:
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Chica Cheve
 
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Post » Thu Dec 15, 2011 9:25 am

Suddenly, you've given me a new idea to do on my next playthrough when the jerk decides to run up to me again and spout his lies.
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Katie Pollard
 
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Post » Thu Dec 15, 2011 3:32 am

I ate him for his treachery
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marina
 
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Post » Thu Dec 15, 2011 5:18 am

I burned that [censored]tard alive with incendiary grenades.
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Doniesha World
 
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Post » Thu Dec 15, 2011 4:38 am

I gave him a my pet deathclaw. now he's missing. everything
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brandon frier
 
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Post » Thu Dec 15, 2011 7:45 am

When he tried to trick me I laughed and blew his head off with a 12 gauge. *sigh* Some people just don't think things through.
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