Dear Skyrim Santa,

I noticed that you copied the game-play from many other RPG's, so for the holidays could you copy one more me; you know like a DLC, or something like it?
If you recall the game " Fable 2 ", players could kick some chickens for fun, that would be fun in Skyrim!! Here's an original idea for you ( free of charge ), if the chicken thing can't pan-out, and it's way cooler......Mammoth tipping!!!!! Now how much fun would that be?! Sorry, bunny killing just isn't doing it for me.
Well Skyrim Santa, hopefully enough fans will write in with some original ideas for you, so you won't have to keep getting your ideas from other games.
Happy Holidays!!!

Why not go play Fable if you really want to kick chickens?

Dear Skyrim Santa,

I have been a very good boy this years in skyrim. I have jackslapped enough bandits to make ones head spin. I have given coin to the poor even though I was certain they would buy booze with it. I have saved countless farmers from being killed by wild animals. I have helped so many and asked nothing in return. I feel that my I deserve a special gift this year. But not just any gift, a gift worthy of a noble nord who fights for right. I ask for a magical flaming sword that with it when I smite my enemies, it summons fourth the spirit of Rudolph the rednosed reindeer who will then engulf the spirits of the foul with majestic holy flame. Oh and he has to have jinglebells on too. I shall leave milk and cookies for you by the tree this year and am confidant I will get my special gift. Because if I don`t, I`ll be waiting on the roof next to the chimney next year for you and you will indeed be sorry when I shout you ,your sleigh, and your stupid reindeer out of the sky. Anyway can`t wait till xmas and my gift! Have a good day.

Much Love and Respect
Lord Banewrath Sunblade



P.S
Ask Mrs. Claus what would she ever do if you took an arrow in the knee.

If killing bunnies doesn't do it for you, try soul trapping them. Especially fun.

i just wish that every time i burnt one to a crisp
the entire town didnt turn on me like i assaulted a child.

Pfft.

What about zombie bunnies?

its the end of the world!!!!! :ahhh:

That chicken was the cornerstone of their society.



You monster.

Or bringing them back as zombies with dark souls perk that gives them 100 bonus hps. lol

Dear Skyrim Santa,

Please bring my husband back...a dragon killed him ]:

and more mudcrabs, please!

Well, I did, but then I realized it was more cost effective to play 3 similar games under 1 title. Besides, I felt it was my duty to make magic glasses for all those
poor, backwards-flying dragons; I mean really, since levitation was outlawed, the empire has been cracking down hard on unregulated flying lizards!!

you can tip mammoths its a spell called paralyze

I know what you mean; I left a bowl of pipeing hot donut soup out for that damn rabbit, then Jade jumped out, took a picture, and the museums been riding my
ass ever since. I should have bought her a Nokia instead of that damn Pipboy!!!! AAAAHHHHH!