Deathscene Narrations : Fallout: New Vegas

» Sat Sep 06, 2008 12:02 am

By this, I mean WHAT if Ron Pearlman narrated slo-mo death scenes in this game?
What would he have said..?

Post what you think would've been funny/ironic/good!

"As you disemboweled yourself after being shot, you realized that everything was blown onto the walls."

"As you were blown up by a grenade, you remember the first time you threw one, strangely, it looks exactly like this."

"After the Courier died, the remaining factions fought for another few years, Until finally, one had conquered."

» Sat Sep 06, 2008 2:09 pm

He'd have to talk fast since the death scene is only like 4 seconds.

» Fri Sep 05, 2008 11:43 pm

He'd have to talk fast since the death scene is only like 4 seconds.

EXTENDED SLO-MOOOOOOOOOOO!

But really? Mine are like 15 seconds long each time. :confused:

» Sat Sep 06, 2008 8:17 am

"Damn, look at your body fly!"

» Fri Sep 05, 2008 11:46 pm

Before he/she blew up the courier thought silently to themselves "[censored] what are the chances every radio is at a frequency to make me explode".

» Sat Sep 06, 2008 9:04 am

"As your final breath gurgles from the stump of your bloody neck, blinking the lids on your decapited head you realise..."
"Taking on a Deathclaw with a rolling pin was not a good idea. "

A repeat from another thread, but I'm worn out tunking alriddy.

New one.

"Ow, that was my foot".

» Sat Sep 06, 2008 12:44 pm

"As the bullet struck you, you realize it blew your mind."

» Sat Sep 06, 2008 12:19 pm

MUST be read in Ron Pearlman's voice:

"And so the Courier, who had faced the hostile factions, ravenous creatures, and lethal traps of the Mojave wasteland met his end. Looking back on his death, many wondered 'why?'

'Why had someone decided to use nuclear power as a weapon?'

'Why had someone developed a shoulder mounted nuclear weapon launcher?'

'Why had the Courier aimed the weapon at his feet and fired, with no clear enemy or hazard nearby?'

And although the mystery had plagued the minds of the Mojave residents for a brief time, it eventually faded from memory when the Courier seemed to have reappeared."

» Sat Sep 06, 2008 1:05 am

"The last thing the courier heared before he died "courier your health is low do you have any potions or food ".

» Sat Sep 06, 2008 1:53 pm

"You had to learn the hard way, centaurs arn't that huggable."

"Vegas is no place to push your luck."

» Sat Sep 06, 2008 10:38 am

"And so the courier's life expired, not surprisingly though, I told him numerous times to ditch the BB gun" :gun:

» Sat Sep 06, 2008 9:34 am

AAIIEEEEE... OUCH... OOOMPH.... GAAAAACH.... GUIRGLE... GASP... MPFLM... MMMMMnnnnnn.....

» Sat Sep 06, 2008 3:56 am

"The courier, failed to realise that being a non union employee equaled a death warrant, as deathclaws are signed up members of the postal office. "

» Sat Sep 06, 2008 11:56 am

"Despite having being shot twice in the head, The Courier could not withstand being punted in the testicles by a Brotherhood Paladin in T-51b Power Armor"

Best.Ending.Ever.

@Boradam- YEEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH :disguise:

» Sat Sep 06, 2008 10:08 am

I actually hear morgan freeman doing these narrations

-- and so, after a long journey throught he mojave wasteland, the pengui-- i mean courier's story finally comes to a close, the result of stepping in a nuclear powered bear trap

» Sat Sep 06, 2008 4:44 pm

But...Morgan freeman doesn't do the talking in Fallout....

» Sat Sep 06, 2008 8:21 am

But...Morgan freeman doesn't do the talking in Fallout....

Well he should.

» Sat Sep 06, 2008 3:11 am

Well he should.

Nuh uh. Ron Pearlman should always be the narrator. Always.

» Sat Sep 06, 2008 11:09 am

They can share, sometimes its Ron sometimes its Morgan.

» Sat Sep 06, 2008 5:07 pm

Would potentially get VERY annoying after awhile.

» Sat Sep 06, 2008 2:19 pm

Rorngan Preerlman.

» Sat Sep 06, 2008 4:20 am

@Boradam- YEEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH :disguise:

"It looks as if this Courier... was shot."

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH :ninja:

» Sat Sep 06, 2008 1:44 pm

And at last, the Courier cannot grasp the true form of gy- Mojave Wasteland, full of explosives lovers and Mosquitos of Doom

» Sat Sep 06, 2008 10:43 am

...

» Sat Sep 06, 2008 5:11 am

...

This is already in the game.

:slap: