I demand a wizard tower : V

» Sun Oct 09, 2011 3:08 am

I will do in this game the same thing I did in Oblivion. I will make a mod that adds a guild to the game(I will be the guildmaster) and the ability to recruit any young mages I encounter. I will then teleport them to my tower where they will be my apprentices. BRING IT ONE!

» Sat Oct 08, 2011 6:04 pm

recruit any young mages I encounter. I will then teleport them to my tower

Emm ok.

» Sun Oct 09, 2011 6:37 am

call it Aydindril?

» Sat Oct 08, 2011 10:06 pm

"Bring it one"?
I wouldn't mind seeing the white tower though, might be pretty cool. I know its not in skyrim, doesn't mean I can't take a trip there though.

» Sat Oct 08, 2011 5:39 pm

Cool. :spotted owl:

» Sat Oct 08, 2011 6:37 pm

Emm ok.

Lmao.

» Sat Oct 08, 2011 8:54 pm

I will do in this game the same thing I did in Oblivion. I will make a mod that adds a guild to the game(I will be the guildmaster) and the ability to recruit any young mages I encounter. I will then teleport them to my tower where they will be my apprentices. BRING IT ONE!

Dungeon Master: "I'm going to allow this."

» Sun Oct 09, 2011 5:10 am

And if you get sick of them you can add a script command which makes them kill themselves

» Sun Oct 09, 2011 3:45 am

You will be forever cleaning dragon droppings off the roof.

» Sun Oct 09, 2011 2:37 am

Young mages huh?.... That's what Dumbledore liked. http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/entries/icons/original/000/000/091/Problem.jpg?1236877228

» Sat Oct 08, 2011 6:27 pm

bloody Altmers... always making demands! :flamethrower:

» Sat Oct 08, 2011 7:21 pm

You will be forever cleaning dragon droppings off the roof.

I'll just have my argonian maid do it.

» Sat Oct 08, 2011 7:59 pm

Funny thing coming onto a forum and proclaiming your desire to kidnap young people and lock them in a tower.

» Sat Oct 08, 2011 8:30 pm

Funny thing coming onto a forum and proclaiming your desire to kidnap young people and lock them in a tower.

STOP RIGHT THERE PEDOPHILE SCUM! >_>

» Sun Oct 09, 2011 4:59 am

STOP RIGHT THERE PEDOPHILE SCUM! >_>

Golden, instead of a van he has a tower

» Sat Oct 08, 2011 10:12 pm

I demand...

MUDCRAB ARMOR
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MUDCRAB ARMOR
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MUDCRAB ARMOR

» Sat Oct 08, 2011 8:37 pm

... any young mages I encounter. I will then teleport them to my tower where they will be my apprentices

Kinky....I mean, you sick [censored]

» Sun Oct 09, 2011 8:30 am

STOP RIGHT THERE PEDOPHILE SCUM! >_>

you want a lift home little boy? i have sweeties in my horse :hubbahubba:

» Sat Oct 08, 2011 9:03 pm

you want a lift home little boy? i have sweeties in my horse :hubbahubba:

You have sweeties in your horse? eww... :yucky:

» Sun Oct 09, 2011 1:58 am

you want a lift home little boy? i have sweeties in my horse :hubbahubba:

In your horse... the [censored].

» Sun Oct 09, 2011 1:34 am

you want a lift home little boy? i have sweeties in my horse :hubbahubba:

Good sirrah, you have sweetrolls I don't 'ave to fight a gang of thugs for?

» Sun Oct 09, 2011 7:31 am

There is a joke about the catholic church hidden somewhere in this thread.

» Sun Oct 09, 2011 2:40 am

Good sirrah, you have sweetrolls I don't 'ave to fight a gang of thugs for?

nay child, but i do happen to have some Milk Thistle Seeds i think you may like

» Sat Oct 08, 2011 7:05 pm

is this whole thread is just kind of disturbing or is it just me. :whistling: