Describe Almalexia : The Elder Scrolls Series Discussion

» Sun Aug 29, 2010 5:23 pm

You gotta nip those prophetic figure heads in the bud.

Maybe Helseth was annoyed that the emperor kept dropping off random registered prisoners in Morrowind?

I can imagine that would have been a fun talk with Uriel:

Uriel: "King Helseth, its been a while. So, have you heard anything about a prisoner I recently had released in your province."

Helseth: "Oh yea, him, yea, he's dead."

Uriel: "So quickly, he only arrived a short time ago. How can you be so sure?"

Helseth:"Oh, I'm sure, no worries. I had the Dark Brotherhood take care of him for you."

Uriel: "What!? You mean you killed him?!"

Helseth:"Yea. Wait. Isn't that why you sent him here? To die? I mean, why else would you send somebody to this hell-hole??? [censored], I mean, if I wasn't the King I wouldn't even be here."

Uriel: "He was supposed to save the world!"

Helseth:"Oh, ah, my bad man... but hey, look on the brightside, his friend is getting rid of all those pesky cliff-racers for me!"

Uriel: :stare:

http://www.cnn.com/2010/US/04/05/tiger.woods.returns/index.html?hpt=T2

» Sun Aug 29, 2010 8:27 pm

save/destroy/nuke. It all comes with the benifet of hindsight

» Sun Aug 29, 2010 4:56 pm

save/destroy/nuke. It all comes with the benifet of hindsight

What?

» Mon Aug 30, 2010 3:14 am

Of course it doesn't really explain why Helseth would try and have a random prisoner assassinated.

Majbe he's just a bit of a dike?

Maybe Helseth was annoyed that the emperor kept dropping off random registered prisoners in Morrowind?

Ah, so it was part of an anti-immigration policy, and the DB are border control.

» Mon Aug 30, 2010 5:54 am

Ah, so it was part of an anti-immigration policy, and the DB are border control.

No no no no no no. The emperor kept dropping of prisoners, and Helseth was annoyed. I mean, if you ruled a place, wouldn't you find it annoying if some country just dumped it's criminals on your shores?

» Mon Aug 30, 2010 4:40 am

Maybe King Helseth had a spy in the Imperial Palace.

» Sun Aug 29, 2010 6:47 pm

No no no no no no. The emperor kept dropping of prisoners, and Helseth was annoyed. I mean, if you ruled a place, wouldn't you find it annoying if some country just dumped it's criminals on your shores?

It's consider humanitarian aid in Valenwood, counter acts starvation and all.

» Sun Aug 29, 2010 8:37 pm

It's consider humanitarian aid in Valenwood, counter acts starvation and all.

Well, that's because Valenwood is weird.

» Mon Aug 30, 2010 5:25 am

Weird is subjective.

» Mon Aug 30, 2010 8:12 am

Weird is subjective.

Weird was subjective, must have been the science stuff rubbing off on him.

http://www.gamesas.com/index.php?/user/27861-wierd/

» Mon Aug 30, 2010 12:17 am

You could always claim that stuff should only have existed in the game after the player reaches that point, but I guess it is more fun to work this stuff in.

True, but unlike the Public Notice, which is enabled only after you become Nerevarine, these documents are always there.

» Mon Aug 30, 2010 1:59 am

True, but unlike the Public Notice, which is enabled only after you become Nerevarine, these documents are always there.

Nice to think Vivec had orchestrated it all along for years, planning for everything, even his own irrelevance.

» Mon Aug 30, 2010 8:34 am

What?

Because by destroying red tower he/she let Dagon enter Nirn, and by 'possibly' killing Vveck and by destroying the heart he caused the red year.

» Mon Aug 30, 2010 7:04 am

O, and Ayem was hot. Morrowind just didn't have good enough graphics.