» Sat Jan 01, 2011 10:25 pm
Cordus Leon
Cordus stood, satisfied with his announcement to the assembled adventurers. He was confident that they would respect his calling of dibs on the dramatics, and thus he wouldn’t be upstaged again. But then he was brought down by the two guards standing near the gates. "Obviously this group is not in their right mind." One of the guards remarked, lowering the bow he had previously been holding at the ready. "Even I don't say stuff like that."
"And that's saying something." The other replied, nodding in agreement "Listen, bard..." Cordus saw the guy eyeing his lute, which was a dead giveaway to his profession. "I get the feeling there are few here that give a crap, and fewer that would listen anyways. So just get out of the way of the gate so Lady Karst can open it."
Cordus looked at the second guard and opened his mouth to reply with some funny comment that he hadn’t quite thought of yet when Big-Tree put his hand on Cordus’s shoulder and spoke up in his defense. "Do you really believe a few meager words from a guard could sway this man? I like the music he plays, and as far as the showiness, it only tells me that he is not afraid of ridicule... from a Bravil guard."
Cordus laughed out loud as the guard replied, "I wasn't the only one thinking it. I'm just the only one who bothered to say it." He leaned against a pillar and seemed slightly pouty, making Cordus chuckle quietly even more. He wasn’t sure if Big-Tree’s was meant to be a threat, a joke, or a simple observation, but for some reason Cordus found it very funny, and the guard seemed to take it as an insult.
Big-Tree then added, “Now my friend, as we wait, shall we divulge in a bit of merriment!? I would like to see how well you may play your lute, and I will jig.” Big-Tree quickly removed his weapons in preparation for his dance, and Cordus did the same, tossing his weapons about a foot away from where he was standing, next to Big-Tree’s.
The second guard, the one with the bow, grinned and said, "I like this Argonian already. My kind of um... lizard-man. A little music would break up these island blues Alex suffers from." The guard put away his arrow and grabbed a bottle of ale from his pack. He tossed it over to Cordus. "For you, bard, to wet thy lips for song!"
Cordus laughed and replied, “Thank you, dude. You, sir, are a gentleman and a scholar.” He laughed again at his surprisingly sophesticated-sounding words and raised the bottle of ale in a toast to the archer. He drank about half of it before he tossed it over his shoulder, really hoping that nobody was standing behind him, because anybody who was he was sure had just received a face full of ale. Preparing his lute, he started strumming a catchy tune. Addressing anyone one around, he said, “All right, feel free to join in if you know this one!”
But when he opened his mouth to start to sing, he was interrupted by the lightning girl, who giggled in a quite insane way. She gave a black rose to one of the guards, and then proceeded to stand on her coffin – What kind of a freak just carries around a coffin? thought Cordus, looking at the woman with raised eyebrows and concerned eyes – and say, "Hello, everyone. I'm Alyssa Stormfield! The Mad! And I come bearing gifts..." she said through a fit of hysterical giggling, "Gifts of lightning and fire, for your enemies!"
Cordus looked at her with an increasingly confused face. He was really wondering what was wrong with this chick. And, of course, her bending down, picking up a chunk of the bird she killed earlier, and eating it didn’t help Cordus’s increasingly horrified view of the girl. He looked around the other people and whispered in a stage whisper, “Who is this freak? Does she need to be, like, put down?”
After chewing the murdered bird for a second, she nodded and continued, "Where's your leader, heroes? The poster clearly spoke of a leader. A Khajiit, I believe. Tell me now, before I kill you with my arm-crushing hugs...of death!", she snarled, pantomiming a hug. "Well...regardless. I'm here about the posters." She pulled out a soaked piece of paper. "Clyde and I have taken a very long walk to get here, and you should be polite to your guests. I would really, really like if I could stay, and I'm good with..."
And with that, she saw Big-Tree and rushed over to him. She hugged him and started nuzzling his neck. Cordus, looked on for a moment, horrified for Big-Tree’s sake. But then he snapped out of his horrification and stepped forward, holding his lute like a weapon just in case Alyssa rushed him next. Staying about two feet away, he said to the girl, “Hey, lady, did you not hear a thing I said earlier? I clearly claimed all rights to random dramatics . . . such as what you’re doing right now! So, uh, back off, all right?”