Jason Durant - The Drunken Priest
Silverhome on the Water, Bravil; 18th Rain's HandNoise. First a steady buzz, then a clamor ringing in his ears. Incessant pvssyr worming its way into his wine-soaked brain.
'Damn them...' Jason thought, trying to ignore the tavern's fresh crowd.
'Why the talk? Just drink, fools. No more talk...' The man felt across the damp wooden table for his cup, his balding head still resting in the crook of his arm, his eyes firmly shut. His hand felt something cold. He tried to grab it, but only succeeded in knocking the cup over, spilling its contents on the table. He felt lukewarm wine seep into his sleeve.
'Blast it all...'Jason gathered his strength, then sat back in his chair, wiping wine from his rough-spun robe. Cracks of light managed to pierce his stubbornly shut lids, sending more spikes of pain into his skull.
'And the fools are still talking...' Jason was caught between an urge to open his eyes- to figure out who was making all the damned noise- and fear of further pain.
'What time is it?' He wondered aimlessly,
'When did I pass out?'The man chanced one eye, slowly, then the other. After the initial spike of pain, he began to see shapes moving within the blur of his vision. One shape- something white- seemed to stand, and the noise died down for a moment. Only to be replaced by a single, shouting voice, like an axe blow to his skull.
'Ow...' he thought weakly, debating whether he could simply lay back down.
The voice- still unbearably loud- began to separate into words. "There's an island out there in the Niben with a gate on it, and Gods only know what's beyond it. All I know is I need you guys to get past it and figure out what's behind it. My reasons are my own, but unless you've got a reason of yours, I'd honestly suggest leaving. I have no doubt it'll probably be dangerous there. No one will think less of you if you cut and run now. If you're still interested, meet me at the docks in a few minutes."
'What in Oblivion happened while I was out?' Jason thought, struggling to make sense of what he had heard.
'Niben... That's the bay outside of- of Bravil. So the door... The door people were talking about? The one that people have been disappearing into?' Jason ignored the renewal of the other voices, all clamoring in response to the one's speech.
'What in the name of Arkay do they want with it?'The blurry shapes began shaping themselves into people, but Jason had no idea which one had just made the speech. While he was sleeping off his most recent round of drinks-
'My last Septims,' he thought gloomily- the tavern had filled with no less than three Khajiit, two Bosmer, a hulking Nord, and an Argonian sharpening a sword. One of the Khajiit had pure white fur, topped with a mess of red hair, and another walked on all fours like a housecat.
'What is Bravil coming to these days?'The wine soaked tabletop called to Jason invitingly, and with one last look around at the strange crowd gathered within the tavern, the old Breton was more than happy to oblige. After a few more minutes of mind-grating pvssyr, the tavern fell blessedly silent. "Finally," Jason murmered into his sleeve. The blackness of wine-addled sleep surrounded him once more, and a drunken smile spread across his wrinkled face.
"Oi, bum, wake up! I won't have you sleepin' in me tav'rn another night!" Another voice...
'Damn it all.'"Priest or no, ye best git out, 'fore I call 'te guard again!" People just didn't respect their elders these days.
"Shut'r mouth, stingy bastard!" Jason slurred, stumbling to his feet.
The innkeeper, a burly man whose beard ran well over his mountain of a belly, shoved Jason roughly backwards, "Watch ye mouth, wretch! Git out me tav'rn!"
Jason fell against the table, reached for his chair, missed, and tumbled to the floor. Dull pain shot up from his arm and hip, piercing even his drunken brain. "This 'ow y'treat priests in Bravil?" he roared, his words falling sluggishly from his lips.
"No," the towering barkeep shouted back, grabbing Jason by the collar, "It be how'ee treat drunks!"
Jason was thrown roughly from the inn, like so much garbage, and landed face down in the muddy streets of Bravil's harbor. "To Dagon wit' you then!" the priest called to the closed door.
For a moment the Breton stared up at the starry sky, the pain in his hip fading, his mind clearing in the night air. Masser and Secunda glared back at him, like two eyes, willing him to stand. Jason sighed before bringing himself shakily to his feet. In the distance he heard more voices, breaking through the sound of waves on the Niben.
'Those fools, going out to that door. Nothing there but death, so they say. Travelling together, facing untold dangers in whatever land lies beyond. Who would want to go on an adventure like that?'Jason felt briskly for his flask, rummaging through his muddy robes until his hand met leather. With a hopeful gleam in his eye, the former priest popped off the top and raised the skin to his lips. Nothing. The flask was bone dry. As was his purse. With a spiteful glance at the tavern, he turned towards the source of the voices, near the harbor.
'Maybe they'll be bringing some wine on their adventure...'OOC: To note, Jason is headed towards the boat, so please save him a seat. I can post myself onto a boat, so don't wait on me or anything; I just had a lot to catch up on as is, and it's getting rather late. Hopefully my ex-priest isn't too boring
I'm not actually certain what being drunk is entirely like, still being a minor myself, so if anyone could give me some pointers I'd appreciate it. I don't think this will be the last time Jason ends up intoxicated.
Oh, and I apologize for the dialogue. Jason is drunk, and the tavern keeper I made up has a thick accent. He will speak normally as soon as he sobers up. By the way, if anyone wants to make friends with the priest, grab a bottle of wine before we shove off. Cheers! :foodndrink: