HELP ...............runs in ...............and jumps behind the counter

............"Did you all see those Skyrim remastered threads outside ? .........they are popping up faster than DiD Zombies .......the moderators are just managing to contain the epidemic!

? Happy one thousand post to me

? Happy one thousad post to meeeeeeeeeeeee

? Happyyyyyyyyyy one thousand

? Happy one thousand post to meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ......... ........hopes there is enough cake for every one?

Happy promotion Maj Gen Sah


Yeah I've commented that I am REALLY fed up with seemingly ENDLESS threads on this topic


Mostly started.....not even by regular or current forum contributors it seems.....Pah!


And many by newbs who have seemingly not BOTHERED to read ANYTHING already posted


Which means all our genuine regular or fav threads getting pushed down the page....for NUTHIN'


The mods are trying to rationalise most if it........but honestly....we ONLY need ONE THREAD to cover all the remastering guff leading then into the known outcome of Skyrim SE.


I guess it will all die down in time......fingers crossed

You know... I answered on a couple of them... now..um no. I hate the fact that people don't bother to even read the titles...just start a new thread...

I did not get in any play time today and won't tomorrow... busy busy day.

if this one was in charge of Marketing she would have called it The Relegendaranized Edition .....that would really send every newb very very crazy .......thinking about all of the chaos when #6 comes out .......mhahahahaha

Tough to find playing time recently, but:

Jorgen Von Strangle

Level 9

Adept

6 hours

Bandits sent to the void = 38

Locations cleared:

-Embershard

-Halted Stream Camp

-Redorans Retreat

-Fort Dunstad

-Various unmarked camps

Wow, crap. I didn't even see it! Sorry 'bout that, gonna add her right now!

Thank you BA


I will smooth her ruffled feathers

Which will be a lot of fun

(She bites )

But please remove my bracketed (name) from the official entry


since you will see she is entering under her own personage

Not as a game character surrogate for me

A moot point from your perspective perhaps

But I have to live with her


Thanks

Rick

Withdrawing from competition. Somehow after turning off all mods, using loot, wrye bash, etc. to begin the competition and starting from scratch (the most boring cart ride and need to strangle Ralof for being a jabber jaw) and still there seems to be a previous mod script running that is causing constant CTDs when entering/exiting cells. Will be doing a complete clean re-install of Skyrim just to make sure all is fresh and working properly. Best of luck to everyone killin' dah bandit wabbits! You can use my last posted score for stats, doesn't really matter one way or the other.

Yay more Sah!


Hi guys. How's the competition?


Raining today and a touch bored while my friend is at hospital so figured I'd pop in.

Sakiri

Its good to see you hon

The Contessa has been delayed in her start but will gleefully begin murdering bandits today.

The new character in my avatart isnt me (cough) its "Lampshade man" heroic crimefighter.....or not!

Areial has rebuilt Adella for me on pc to have some really nice pics

Like this....
https://www.dropbox.com/s/4o9gg5y37vzr02l/File%2008-06-2016%2C%2016%2000%2013.png?dl=0

And

Adella has shown her true colours in a huge showdown with me.....DiD thread post #73

I lost (for now)


So......what have you been upto?

Ah, that's frustrating, Bram. (Agree about Ralof being a jabber jaw, by the way. I usually go do something else until the creating screen pops up.)

Bram

Whaaaaat! Nonsense!....get back in there right now


You only used 11 hours..leaving you 29 to play with and two whole weeks.


Don't worry about all that mod running Balderdash


Just open a new profile.....down load vanilla Skyrim fresh and your back on like a day one set up.....ya don't even need dlc to kill bandits mate.....just get a great big sword and give it some...... 'oooff'....'swooosh'.....'dosh'.....'ka ching'....'bladoosh'


Then you'll feel much better


And if it helps.......the Contessa in heels

(Does wonders for me, I can tell you that)

https://www.dropbox.com/s/e2mf4sfd8bipv49/File%2017-06-2016%2C%2015%2012%2022.jpeg?dl=0


Courtesy of Areial's pc skills

Tsuritsa update...

Tsuritsa LvL 11 15.10.01

D.O.A.

Gaint Frostbite Spider... jumped out of some tree's and the kill cam showed both rag-dolling over the side of the mountain.

Mr BA, I'll re-start Tsuri in a day or so at Expert difficulty, if you would be so kind as to add it in.

Oh no honey! Ya gone and got yerself dead

50 kills is good

And six locations cleared


I would not have thought of Cracked Tusk.....it calls them Orc Hunters.....but hey, if it looks like a bandit and attacks at will like a bandit....then I guess its a bandit (Good job King ain't here though cos he'd have had something to say about that!)

Yeah...well it happens...didn't see the spider til to late...

Once everyone decided on "bandit genocide"... I found...http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Category:Skyrim-Places-Bandit_Camps... which is a big help on the "bandit" part.

Of course that doesn't list the "un-named" camp's, like the one by the Talos Shrine near Lakeview Manor.

I would not want to cause strife about what is or isn't a valid location, so pretty much only adding locations to my list, that are on the Wiki list...but if it say's Bandit or forsworn... it be counted as a kill...If they are IN a listed location, I counted it as a kill. ( same with the Forsworn locations )

No sweat hon......just means Adella is gonna get em' too


Thanks for the link

No problem

Well that did not take long


That IDIOT got me killed at just level 3 and a just under two hours in with only 3 bandit kills

So....I am now by the rules...a Legendary Zombie with 38 hours left


That is LAMENTABLE and highly embarrassing, I am just so not happy


We lured some bandits to whiterun, they got into a fight with the stable owner. He got me into the frey and someone got a tiny scratch, I swear no more than that! Next thing I know the guards are shooting at me. Well, at my level they are one hit kills! Suddenly my likeness perished near the stone bridge. It was a horrible shock I can tell you!


Stupid guards won't give you chance to surrender

Stupid Rick should not have got me into that in the first place


Well.....he is going to bed soon....going to sleepy byes........dreamland Ah! How sweet!.........and I can get to him there


On a more cheerful note

Another of Areial's wonderful likeness of me
https://www.dropbox.com/s/o6c5o6r6wcjzi36/File%2008-06-2016%2C%2016%2002%2045.png?dl=0


And yes..... 'He' is typing this out for me....so he knows whats coming


TTFN

That's a tough break ma'am. That just means you'll have to accelerate the bandit destruction!

Jorgen Von Strangle

Level 18

21 hours


190 bandits slain


Embershard Mine

Redoran's Retreat

Halted Stream Camp

Ft Fellhammer

Ft Dunstad

Robbers Gorge

Orotheim

Knifepoint Ridge

Silent Moons Camp

Ft Greymoor

Traitors Post

Uttering Hills Camp

Lost Knife Hideout

Ruins of Bthalft

Nilheim

Rift Watchtower

Treva's Watch


Various unmarked camps



Should have just started on adept from the get go!!

Oh how I love watching her go to work


12 dead

Dovahgolz obtained


No bandits were unnecessarily tortured......(all tortures were necessary Adella assures me )


Building nicely....if slowly

Sorry Areial, Kane and Rick. Glad to see it's not stopping you!

Jai ... Level 8 ... 14 hrs 25 min

opens scrap piece of paper ................looks at the scribes of a map covered in fingerprints of blood .........sniff sniff........smells the map (werewolf power of smell) .............nope correction tomato sauce

X marks the spot ...............treasure is in post #118 .................looks up at last post by FreeWitch ..............post #72 ..................ohhh I'm so lost , ...............wrong DiD thread

uhmmm is it just me ........or has any one else noticed Kane's new picture? ............so dark ..........so mysterious ......so something something dark side!

Uh.... this iteration is probably the 4th or 5th in the last week or so.... Not sure where s/he is or what's going on with that.