I disagree with children. : The Elder Scrolls Series Discussion

» Sat May 28, 2011 9:39 am

At the Sheogorath shrine the nord worshipper says: I wish there were children here. Scrumptious, darling children. I haven't eaten in so long.

» Fri May 27, 2011 7:23 pm

^ Haha. Yeah, that quote of him is awesome.

» Sat May 28, 2011 3:29 am

I didn't even notice the lack of children until I also noticed the lack of mirrors, toilets, and windows (in Morrowind). Children were just one of those things that weren't there, but weren't really necessary. I do think it would be nice and the freaks mentioned that would want only to kill them and do Vivec knows what else to them are far and few between.

The presence of sewers & the lack of toilets..... yeah :unsure: :yuck:

» Sat May 28, 2011 12:06 am

I didn't even notice the lack of children until I also noticed the lack of mirrors, toilets, and windows (in Morrowind). Children were just one of those things that weren't there, but weren't really necessary. I do think it would be nice and the freaks mentioned that would want only to kill them and do Vivec knows what else to them are far and few between.

There were windows in Morrowind, you just couldn't see through them.

» Sat May 28, 2011 9:42 am

There was one child in Oblivion - The Adoring Fan.

There were windows in Morrowind, you just couldn't see through them.

...As in Oblivion.

» Fri May 27, 2011 10:26 pm

Tgoodchild believes children are our future, but does not want them spoiling all our fun.

This is not a critical feature in my mind. I would definately kill children if they were around. Maybe even raise their tiny corpses to serve as tiny servants in my necromancer's lair. If I can't do that, I'll find something else to do, like letting a mudcrab attack me for a 1/2 to get the proper number of levels on heavy armour skill!

» Sat May 28, 2011 7:27 am

What happens if you kill their parents? It would be horrible to see a child walk around telling you that daddy said mommy went on a long vacation.

They go to the nearest Chapel who will offer to take them in?

Most people don't just see a little kid walking around without a parent and think: "Hey, look at that lonely starving child... Now what was I thinking of before? Ah yes, Mudcrabs."

» Sat May 28, 2011 2:54 am

They go to the nearest Chapel who will offer to take them in?

Most people don't just see a little kid walking around without a parent and think: "Hey, look at that lonely starving child... Now what was I thinking of before? Ah yes, Mudcrabs."

Maybe not most people, but people who spend a lot of time thinking about Mudcrabs will.

» Sat May 28, 2011 9:14 am

I cant stand the things, those ugly creatures. Still I hear the meats rather tastey.

(The mudcrabs, not children, lol)

» Sat May 28, 2011 9:18 am

I cant stand the things, those ugly creatures. Still I hear the meats rather tastey.

(The mudcrabs, not children, lol)

Lol

» Fri May 27, 2011 6:14 pm

I disagree with Wood Elves, but what you gonna do

» Fri May 27, 2011 8:50 pm

I disagree with Wood Elves, but what you gonna do

Me to

Un related, but on console you can make them bigger/smaller

» Sat May 28, 2011 8:15 am

That's alright, we can always use more beggars. Who else are we going to solicit information out of and give charity to?

heh

» Fri May 27, 2011 6:39 pm

I atleast don't want any Fallout 3 style children. I hate those immortal bastards. And since there would be some legal issues (as far as I've heard) if children were killable, I really don't want them in the game at all. They are just annoying. Not that I enjoy killing children, but those rainy days when I decide to go on a sudden rampage, I want to kill everyone, and I mean everyone. Oblivions friggin "essential" npcs kinda had the same annoying effect. But at the very least they could be knocked down. Those pesky children are completely impervious even to small nuclear bombs.

» Fri May 27, 2011 9:09 pm

Personally i would love kids......... i would toss them up in the sky pump them with arrows and while they are still alive i would take a knife and skin them for there nice warm skin...... I AM NOT SICK i am COLD

» Fri May 27, 2011 10:35 pm

The discussion of child killing is a restricted topic on these forums, please check the rules. This thread is closed as I am not going to baby sit it any longer.