Just finished reading al 18 pages and coudn't agree more with you guys!

When I saw the news for this map pack and it's price, swear to God this next picture just appeard in my head:


Immagine a post-apocaliptic background. 3 Dark Demon Knights riding on some sort of armored big beasts like bulls or mutuant bulls or anything like that, with the writting "Crysis Franchise" fire stamped on their heads.

These beast had huge dikes!

Not just one dike, but HUNDREDS, like tentacles (those who are familiar to hentais know this picture all to well)!

the letters M A R K E T I N G were all over these slimmy huge things.

Now picture a vast crowd sitting submitted to these Knight's beasts in doggie style position holding a mouse & keyboard in their hands and bitting hard on a Crysis 2 original copy.

The dikes are deepply shoved down these poor people asses...and there's a big cum load incoming, called DLC!


I know that looks frightening, but that's how I see this DLC maneuver...

...I have issues

...I know.






ps. I'm not 100% sure of the knights identities but I think it was these guys...



more like 99.9% sure.

Just finished reading al 18 pages and coudn't agree more with you guys!

When I saw the news for this map pack and it's price, swear to God this next picture just appeard in my head:


Immagine a post-apocaliptic background. 3 Dark Demon Knights riding on some sort of armored big beasts like bulls or mutuant bulls or anything like that, with the writting "Crysis Franchise" fire stamped on their heads.

These beast had huge dikes!

Not just one dike, but HUNDREDS, like tentacles (those who are familiar to hentais know this picture all to well)!

the letters M A R K E T I N G were all over these slimmy huge things.

Now picture a vast crowd sitting submitted to these Knight's beasts in doggie style position holding a mouse & keyboard in their hands and bitting hard on a Crysis 2 original copy.

The dikes are deepply shoved down these poor people asses...and there's a big cum load incoming, called DLC!


I know that looks frightening, but that's how I see this DLC maneuver...

...I have issues

...I know.






ps. I'm not 100% sure of the knights identities but I think it was these guys...



more like 99.9% sure.


Fcuk ME!! I dont think I'd be paying for this experience.. Thanks, but NO!

I would still like the maps though, but NO, u can't have my moneys.. again...

Now picture a vast crowd sitting submitted to these Knight's beasts in doggie style position holding a mouse & keyboard in their hands and bitting hard on a Crysis 2 original copy.

The dikes are deepply shoved down these poor people asses...and there's a big cum load incoming, called DLC!

Muahahaha owned!

Just finished reading al 18 pages and coudn't agree more with you guys!

When I saw the news for this map pack and it's price, swear to God this next picture just appeard in my head:


Immagine a post-apocaliptic background. 3 Dark Demon Knights riding on some sort of armored big beasts like bulls or mutuant bulls or anything like that, with the writting "Crysis Franchise" fire stamped on their heads.

These beast had huge dikes!

Not just one dike, but HUNDREDS, like tentacles (those who are familiar to hentais know this picture all to well)!

the letters M A R K E T I N G were all over these slimmy huge things.

Now picture a vast crowd sitting submitted to these Knight's beasts in doggie style position holding a mouse & keyboard in their hands and bitting hard on a Crysis 2 original copy.

The dikes are deepply shoved down these poor people asses...and there's a big cum load incoming, called DLC!


I know that looks frightening, but that's how I see this DLC maneuver...

...I have issues

...I know.






ps. I'm not 100% sure of the knights identities but I think it was these guys...



more like 99.9% sure.


LOL!

Not forgot this DEMON!

Even if the first will be free!
It is known that this is not the final MapPak (DLC 2 - Central Station, Roosevelt, Subway, Tanker)
And all the maps - it's cutting a single game.
If logic:
60$ for developing the engine, gameplay, story, music, video, textures, design, animation etc.
And 10$ for - in the evening sat with a beer. (cuting SP maps)
You can sell - weapons, suits, skins, female voice to suit, mini games, add-ons. Why MP Maps?
Open fund donations for Crytek. I will help as I can, if they need it. But I hate to feel a cash cow.
You get only negotiv.
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I really want to hear the staff member's comments Crytek (not official).
I'm sure she Crytek does not want to sell cards, as well as DICE.
But the drive here all the EA - the greedy old men who do not care to users. They are important only profit. A respect for the firm keep on decline.
Example: Dragon Age 2 - the revelation trash make on his knees for 50$
Apologies for my English!

Crytek is as guilty as EA on this.

Bad Company 2 is a EA game too and its map packs are free.

its a shame. I am waiting for quicksaves and custom graphics options, and crytek is preparing for another rip-off attack
MAXIMUM PROPHET.

how about first add me functionality that i get in other pc games and then think about scamming me again

ps: that cryfap comment made my day

This guy is a total troll, ignore him. There is no announced DLC, Crytek is still finishing up Crysis 2 with patches and updates.

dude the trailer seemed pretty legit IMO...
stop svcking so much dike for a change


lol....anyways who do u think u are code. Y should he stop his favorite activity just because u said so

Or it could be that the maps are Disc Locked Content and not Downloadable Content.

disc-locked content should be illegal... Why would they want people paying $60 for a game, and then charging $10 for stuff that it should already include?

This is the kind of stuff that people write letters to attorney generals about.

This guy is a total troll, ignore him. There is no announced DLC, Crytek is still finishing up Crysis 2 with patches and updates.

Quoted for being the stupidest post ever in the history of posting.

Crytek Moderators: what kind of sore losers are you??? I made a solid topic about the DLC! it was all going well suddenly some douche realized it was true and decided to delete my post and merge posts with this one... there go your freedom of expression...

WHY DON'T YOU DELETE ALL OF THE TOPICS THAT SAY HARSH BUT TRUE THINGS WHILE YOU'RE AT IT, YOU RETARDS... ~_~"

it suddenly bites you back when truth is layed out right on the table huh??

Crytek Moderators: what kind of sore losers are you??? I made a solid topic about the DLC! it was all going well suddenly some douche realized it was true and decided to delete my post and merge posts with this one... there go your freedom of expression...

WHY DON'T YOU DELETE ALL OF THE TOPICS THAT SAY HARSH BUT TRUE THINGS WHILE YOU'RE AT IT, YOU RETARDS... ~_~"

it suddenly bites you back when truth is layed out right on the table huh??


Man you should know that freedom of expression is a thing of the past our rights dont mean **** when were dealing with money hungry crooks like crytek and ea.

Crytek Moderators: what kind of sore losers are you??? I made a solid topic about the DLC! it was all going well suddenly some douche realized it was true and decided to delete my post and merge posts with this one... there go your freedom of expression...

WHY DON'T YOU DELETE ALL OF THE TOPICS THAT SAY HARSH BUT TRUE THINGS WHILE YOU'RE AT IT, YOU RETARDS... ~_~"

it suddenly bites you back when truth is layed out right on the table huh??

Welcome to the club. A topic of mine was deleted/moved too.

It seems that they're butthurt seeing how much we hated them now. Nice way of treat your costumers, by the way.
That DLC is a spit in our face.

SHAME ON YOU, CRYTEK.

Crytek Moderators: what kind of sore losers are you??? I made a solid topic about the DLC! it was all going well suddenly some douche realized it was true and decided to delete my post and merge posts with this one... there go your freedom of expression...

WHY DON'T YOU DELETE ALL OF THE TOPICS THAT SAY HARSH BUT TRUE THINGS WHILE YOU'RE AT IT, YOU RETARDS... ~_~"

it suddenly bites you back when truth is layed out right on the table huh??

Wellcome to the club. A topic of mine was deleted/moved too.

It seems that they're butthurt seeing how much we hated them now. Nice way of treat your costumers, by the way.
That DLC is a spit in our face.

Lol alittle angry there man haha.

Lol alittle angry there man haha.

Yes, very angry.
Now I feel stupid by having been supporting these greedy ******* all those years.

Lol alittle angry there man haha.

Yes, very angry.
Now I feel stupid by having been supporting these greedy ******* all those years.

Every major company is like that no one cares about the customer just how to get more money out of us i personally loved crytek i loved crysis 1 and crysis warhead after this game i wont be buying anymore crytek games. But thats what they deserve taking a great game and turning it into this garbage that was given to us.

Please dont insult the community managers here. They are awesome at doing their jobs.
Go visit epic or red faction :A forums
I was banned from RF:A forums for just asking y there was no pc demo and banned from bulletstorm as asking y should I pay 60 dollars and their is no demo.

gamesas mods are very lenient and rarely use their powers. They just try to merge forums to avoid confusion.
If u r pissed about Crytek/ EA's problems, plz dont take it out on CryTom and CryAdam

gamesas mods are very lenient and rarely use their powers. They just try to merge forums to avoid confusion.
If u r pissed about Crytek/ EA's problems, plz dont take it out on CryTom and CryAdam

Yeah, maybe you're right.

But I don't think Cevat Yerli reads this forums so I must address my complaints to someone.

Sadly is CryTom and CryAdam's work to deal with this **** storm.

I dont care whos job it is this game is garbage compared to crysis 1 and crysis warhead those games were top notch this is failure by all means no dx 11 no 64bit no sandbox no dedicated servers no nothing that we wanted that the original crysis and warhead had.

gamesas mods are very lenient and rarely use their powers. They just try to merge forums to avoid confusion.
If u r pissed about Crytek/ EA's problems, plz dont take it out on CryTom and CryAdam

Yeah, maybe you're right.

But I don't think Cevat Yerli reads this forums so I must address my complaints to someone.

Sadly is CryTom and CryAdam's work to deal with this **** storm.


You bet the Yerli brothers aren't reading the forums, otherwise I'd be banned after my last post :p

still I see no good reasons in to adressing rude posts to the mods...if you have problem just pm to one of the mods.

Anyway I think it should be quite clear at this point that the majority of the gamesas forum users DO NOT intend spending money on this DLC.

Some user mentioned a poll a few pages back...

WELL WHERE CAN I VOTE? LINK?

Answering the title, NO!

I still haven't even been able to use my Limited Edition bonus content.
Website is broken. Game is broken and i bet the DLC will be too.

No disrespect but, fixe the damn game before you "milk" us.

Ok. I read this link: The Retaliation Pack brings you four new maps that support all online multiplayer game modes (Instant Action, Team Instant Action, Capture the Relay, Crash Site, and Extraction).
Support all online multiplayer game modes. Great!
Wait, wait, wait. Where is assault mode? I think, I'll pass.

This theme for the negative, when a person can throw out all that had accumulated.

I would like to add.
We get no addition (which they did later of game), but realy cut part of the ready game.
Sometimes DLC (Downloadable content) is already present on disc with a missing startup files.
As with MassEffect. People see it and they are tired of this.

You guys, these 4 maps were in the Crysis 2 leak. Complete. Makes you wonder why CryTek is now trying to SELL them. Whoever leaked the game at CryTek, I want to buy him a beer.