Funny. Both myself and the other one will be in our chairs on our butts this week.

Well, he has class a few times this week. But the same applies.

I'm sorry, not everyone finds their own children to be perfect all the time.

My best friend regularly refers to her 5 as "the monsters" and "demons". They have their moments, but the oldest is 16 in May and apparently knows more than Mom or Auntie(me) do. We get stupider the older we get apparently.

I think he's referring to the people complaining about their SO complaining they'll be too busy gaming. "I'm not going to see you for a week" type crying.

Not that they have one.

I do have a lovely cat standing over my keyboard.

Hahah. I'm dealing with this too. I understand their concern though.

I most likely will have thousands of annoying kids all around me come tomorrow morning sadly

My wife is in the other room studying BioChem... I'm safe for the rest of the semester.

Make sure you spend some time taking a hard look at the back of her head every so often, and you'll be fine.