dogmeat's anatomy

Post » Fri Jan 22, 2016 8:29 am

Has anyone else noticed that Dogmeat has no john thomas (sorry, it censored the real word)? What's up with that? Is the male anatomy so shocking that a CGI dog can't even have a wang? I mean all our dogs in real life have one. It's not like it's something we've never seen before. When I first saw him during the load time image, I thought there was something wrong with him, and then I finally realized, he has no dike. Jeez, and I can't even write the word for it on the internet. Our society has issues.

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BlackaneseB
 
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Post » Fri Jan 22, 2016 2:02 am

six doesn't exist in the Fallout 4 universe, so he doesn't need one. If you have the hots for your companion, for instance, you have to imagine doing it. Kinda like Stallone and Bullock in the first part of Demolition Man. Except fade to black, instead of phantasmal imagery. Dogmeat and other animals simply mutated to where they reproduce via pollination and spores. Nature!

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Jack Moves
 
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Post » Fri Jan 22, 2016 1:28 am

never noticed. I assume its because the modelers didn't want to make a dog [censored]. I can't say i blame them.

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Rachyroo
 
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Post » Thu Jan 21, 2016 11:40 pm

If you encounter the dog-selling guy (don't recall name), he seems to imply 'meat is a female.

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Mandi Norton
 
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Post » Fri Jan 22, 2016 12:51 am

If your biggest concern is a fake dog's wing-dang-doodle... You need better hobbies.
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Adam Baumgartner
 
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Post » Fri Jan 22, 2016 2:14 pm

what makes you think dogmeat's not a girl? is this the same flawed stereotype of super mutants being male?



edit: forgive me. I muted the sound in my game a long time ago.

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Marcus Jordan
 
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Post » Fri Jan 22, 2016 8:41 am

I heard/read somewhere that dogmeat is based on one of the dev's dogs, which is a girl, so no dog sausage.
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Quick Draw III
 
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Post » Fri Jan 22, 2016 9:16 am

Supermutants lose their genitalia under all the new muscle growth.
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Tyrone Haywood
 
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Post » Fri Jan 22, 2016 11:28 am

I am pretty sure mods will help you on this, and this time mods are coming to consoles, so you will have no excuse to try them. I have no clue if microsoft would allow that though, but sony definitely will.

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meghan lock
 
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Post » Fri Jan 22, 2016 2:30 pm

Cool. I'm gonna teach Dogmeat to hump Preston Garvey's leg...

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Dj Matty P
 
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Post » Fri Jan 22, 2016 3:29 am




NIck Valentine calls him a "He"


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During the quest Reunions and if you don't have Dogmeat as companion, whether you met him or not, NIck Valentine will say, he knows a guy who can help. And this "guy" is Dogmeat.

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josh evans
 
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Post » Thu Jan 21, 2016 10:38 pm

I'm sure Dog's Meat would be one of the first mods being released after they release the mod kit. There's no need to fret over something trivial. They already have it for humans afterall, wouldn't be long since Skyrim and Fallout 4 use the same engine, it would be easy for them to reuse some or most of the codes for Dog's Meat from Skyrim's Dog's Meat.

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Isabella X
 
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Post » Thu Jan 21, 2016 11:23 pm

I noticed and found it quite hilarious as I think they used "it's modelled after a real dog" excuse for the fact that it's a purebreed dog.

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LijLuva
 
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Post » Fri Jan 22, 2016 7:17 am

What would do with it if he had one? Find another sixy clump of pixels and log in, log out, log in, log out...DOWNLOAD!
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Vicki Blondie
 
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Post » Fri Jan 22, 2016 1:35 am


So does Mama Murphy
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Avril Louise
 
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Post » Fri Jan 22, 2016 1:29 pm

The funny thing is that the actual dog Dogmeat is based off of is a female. If she could talk, she'd probably have something to say about that. :P

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Post » Fri Jan 22, 2016 11:29 am

Dogmean is male, as indicated in several dialogues. However he was modeled after real dog which is female. I ques it's just case of 3D modelers and developers not coordinating. Whoever was modeling him, got photos of a female dog and so made him without dike. Developers simply failed to realize he lack one once they added him in to game. I myself would not have noticed if not for this post.

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Robert Devlin
 
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Post » Fri Jan 22, 2016 5:00 am

Oh dear.


I wonder what it says about me that I actually noticed this the other day when Dogmeat showed up as the loading screen model.


I believe my exact words were "Hey, Dogmeat's got no Willy!"


I think I need help.

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Alessandra Botham
 
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Post » Fri Jan 22, 2016 12:18 pm

I feel for Dogmeat, I really do, but come to think of it, the Sole Survivor is missing the same "anatomical details" is he not?
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Myles
 
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Post » Fri Jan 22, 2016 6:54 am

Where is caits wang
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Dean
 
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Post » Fri Jan 22, 2016 1:22 am

It's too big to be included in the vanilla game.

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Gaelle Courant
 
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Post » Fri Jan 22, 2016 7:39 am

Maby modders will make one for him ^_^
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Post » Fri Jan 22, 2016 11:54 am

:D ..... :foodndrink:

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Dezzeh
 
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Post » Fri Jan 22, 2016 12:16 pm

The motion capture for Dogmeat was done by a [censored], so it may not be a he. Also if its a he, why would it be needed in the game?

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Post » Fri Jan 22, 2016 12:36 pm

& what would I not give to view Pipers wang-dang

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