Well, I took a chance on Wal-Mart. They blew it. Shoulda seen it coming, what with 98% of their workforce being on the same intellectual level as one of those auto-vacuum robots. I went in, told them I already paid for it online, and the slack jawed, fake tanned, infuriatingly blank faced, 60 year old woman said "I DOUN KNOW ANY-THEEIN' ABOUT THAY-UT" very loudly and obnoxiously in my face, called Merv the cross eyed supervisor over who told me I have to wait til 9am because that's when the "Feed-Ix" as he called it, gets there, which was bull [censored] because I could see people leaving with the [censored] thing.
Now I have to wake up early and go in to Wal-Mart at 9 with my passport, green card, order number, a blood sample, most recent phone bill, proof I ain't no mex-ee-kin, and hopefully something very blunt to smack Yokel and Merv in their stupid ugly faces with. Maybe they'll register the pain a few hours after.
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