OH GOOD GOD LADY I HAVE HEARD YOU SAY THAT FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND [censored] TIMES


If I hear it one more time I will SLIT YOUR PATHETIC SCRAWNY THROAT IN HALF

I do NOT care how much you advice your damn father, if it were up to me your father would be MISSING HIS HEAD and rotting in a [censored] corner!
Shut up and sell me my damn items, you useless piece of crap! You are not as valuable as you think you are, you are USELESS. in fact, I may just slit your throat while you sleep and watch you slowly choke to death on your own blood. At least the other guy in the shop doesn't blab ON AND ON AND ON!

/rant

I had to gut all the redguards in whiterun for being annoying. She is still useful to me long as she sells ebony ingots.

She used to be the best blacksmith in Tamriel, like you, but then she took an arrow to the knee.

It's not hard to find a good therapist these days. :whistling:

lolol

I also get tired of her telling me how much she likes the fact that I'm somebody who can get things done. I GET IT.

You just gotta get the hell out of Whiterun, my man.

:rofl:

ROFL

Are you looking to protect yourself or deal some arrows to the knees.

Oh my... I may have a problem.

I'm going to kill her. Give me creative ideas?

[censored] starting To hate these threads

I don't claim to be the best blacksmith in Whiterun,
but I help my father in more ways than people realize.

I used to take arrows in the knee like you, but then it stopped being funny.

Just sayin'.

Here take some skooma might help you relax.

Did you say SkSkSkSkooma?

I also have a confession to make every time the authorities try to raid my Skooma den there's always one that gets away limping. This has happened countless times and when I hear about all these poor fellas that took an arrow to the knee I rethink my weapon specialization. I try to shoot to kill must be all the skooma. Matter of fact if you were doing skooma around 4E 202 there is a good chance it came from me.

I have to say I agree with the OP. Please lady, give it a break already! And yes, I've met you father.