Don't have a girlfriend? To the cloud! : Othor Games

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 9:56 am

Can't see anything wrong with it. I mean, if it's not a scam, and people want to do it, they're not going to trouble me any.

» Fri Feb 18, 2011 10:47 pm

Whenever I hear "to the cloud" I think of the spiky haired aliens saying "MacLeod!" from Highlander 2.

Anyway, this seems like something that anyone who's desperate enough to buy into could easily do himself for free. I also find it funny that there isn't a Cloud boyfriend option. There's plenty of lonely girls out there too.

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 11:58 am

She doesn't cook, she doesn't clean, she doesn't do laundry!!! What exactly is my cloud girlfriend good for?

_{Kidding ladies...}

» Fri Feb 18, 2011 8:51 pm

What is this...I...I can't even make a funny comment.

Why would anyone want this?

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 9:10 am

So... we should expect a drop in the number of threads posted here in CD?

:hehe:

I'm expecting threads in the region of 'my fake online girlfriend dumped me.'

There can't be an easy way to do this, I'd suspect that it would be very easy to spot whether someone has a fake girlfriend quite easily.

» Fri Feb 18, 2011 8:20 pm

I want one!!! :geek:

But, do I have to pay for it?

I signed up, http://cloudgirlfriend.com/1yqyl (You should put this in the op for people who wanna register

)

» Fri Feb 18, 2011 9:24 pm

Girls aren't that hard to talk to...

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 9:46 am

I want one!!! :geek:

But, do I have to pay for it?

I signed up, http://cloudgirlfriend.com/1yqyl (You should put this in the op for people who wanna register

)

There is a link. The one that says 'the website.'

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 5:49 am

There is a link. The one that says 'the website.'

Apparently, if people sign up using my link (a referral) I can get access soonerer than laterer.

» Fri Feb 18, 2011 11:37 pm

I'm expecting threads in the region of 'my fake online girlfriend dumped me.'

There can't be an easy way to do this, I'd suspect that it would be very easy to spot whether someone has a fake girlfriend quite easily.

"Sorry but you are unlovable. I am programmed to be a perfect match for you but I have become aware that i'm just too good for you." :lmao:

» Fri Feb 18, 2011 8:54 pm

So what happens when people ask to meet her?

Is that when you break the news that she lives in cyber space?

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 11:44 am

All the banolity of social networking with none of the benefits of a physically present woman!

» Fri Feb 18, 2011 11:51 pm

This takes sad to a whole new level. Also, what if someone ask for a double date? Then your screwed.

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 8:38 am

There can't be an easy way to do this, I'd suspect that it would be very easy to spot whether someone has a fake girlfriend quite easily.

If she's a teenager, she's almost definitely fake. Even if you're talking to her in person.

Sorry girls, I saw the opening and just had to go for it

. Apologies for the inelegant implementation, too tired to come up with something better.

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 10:28 am

If she's a teenager, she's almost definitely fake. Even if you're talking to her in person.

:laugh:

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 2:47 am

So sad. I expect some stories on the internet by people who will make use of this, and I expect some good lulz.

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 7:57 am

Who will seriously do this? I am starting to think this was intended for us lonely gamers who want to look "cool".

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 6:42 am

Whenever I hear "to the cloud" I think of the spiky haired aliens saying "MacLeod!" from Highlander 2.

Anyway, this seems like something that anyone who's desperate enough to buy into could easily do himself for free. I also find it funny that there isn't a Cloud boyfriend option. There's plenty of lonely girls out there too.

God, number 2 was an awful awful movie.

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 4:46 am

Who will seriously do this? I am starting to think this was intended for us lonely gamers who want to look "cool".

I signed up for it. :hubbahubba:

I hope I get in and get me a virtual facebook girlfriend.

» Fri Feb 18, 2011 11:33 pm

I signed up for it. :hubbahubba:

I hope I get in and get me a virtual facebook girlfriend.

I can't tell if your kidding or not... :laugh:

» Fri Feb 18, 2011 8:46 pm

Girls aren't that hard to talk to...

Yes they are :cold:

The last few generations have been raised to fear every possible predator around the corner and to use third party intervention in any conflict. With the social skills they have today and native mistrust for others, talking to girls is like taboo. :ahhh:

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 10:30 am

Oh haha. Errmmm... That's so pathetic.... Umm.... Who would do something like that? Pfft...

*goes on website and makes himself a girlfriend*

By the way, have you guys met my new girlfriend?

:P

» Fri Feb 18, 2011 8:27 pm

This reminds me of an IGN article I saw a year back, maybe more. About a service where you paid girls to play games with you online. Quite funny actually, how these people who come up with this stuff think gamers are all single (by single I do mean pathetic losers incapable of socially interacting with girls and being in relationships with them).

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 2:03 am

When I first read this I thought of the AI from that one movie saying things like "Oh Dave..." in a seductive voice.

Is there something wrong with me?

» Fri Feb 18, 2011 11:40 pm

This thread is the prologue to the prologue to the prologue to Blade Runner.