Yet? Man, we′ve been programmed from day one on this planet

So is this like the lady at the office who sends herself flowers so people think she has someone interested in her?

Too bad I dont use social networking. There go my chances for the perfect girls whos only flaw is that SHES NOT REAL.

Yes, except it is a man who is saying he is off the market to women he actually knows. But I guess he could stage a bad break up and act like he needs someone to mend his broken heart. I hear that women eat that up.

Yeah they do, for about three weeks (or days, hours, minutes, depending on the particular woman and how exaggeratingly sad and self-pitied you get) and then they figure out they're probably just a rebound.

I can't tell if you're being joking or not...

Could this be used to mess with people? I would never do that but I can just see stories where people were baited by this and it was actually some [censored]s that were just bullying.

But hey, that is an upgrade from a virtual girl right? Everything goes as planned

Wow. This is really sad.

:whisper: When is it launching?

Well at least it's better than what I first thought it was going to be about. I thought it was going to be about some guy who saw a cloud shaped like a woman decided to make it his girlfriend.

That would almost be as bad as the guy who married a pillow....almost.

Finally, someone who knows the truth. What do we do, bro? What do we do?

So ronery, so ronery!

To the cloud?

The only thing I can think of that is more depressing than a fake girlfriend is a fake boyfriend.


If there is any manner of God, and he loves us, this website isn't offering pseudo-boyfriends for the Twilight fans.

:rofl: :rofl:

The cloud its where all of the pedophiles,rapists,transsixuals,identity thieves,and other mentally sick people are!

:rofl:

Well, that was interesting.
Imagine being dumped by a nonexsistent significant other, what a confidence booster.
"Larry, Y U all , ???"
"My gf , we split"
"She R cloud!"
" I KNOW"
"That sux"
"Jenna still thinks U R hot"
"YUCK"
"WOMENZ"
"I know, rite!"

I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

All seriousness aside, I can see why this may be somewhat useful in both "lying to people to keep myself out of trouble" and "picking up chicks" ways.

For the former, it's quite obvious. Simple example is: You are gay, don't want your family to know, so you make your facebook all pimped out with fake girlfriends. you don't have to ever get to the "meet my parents" stage of the relationship; just create a new one "before it gets serious".

For the latter, it's social proof. You're essentially saying "look at me, I have a girlfriend" and hoping that some real girl out there will think "well, if he has a girlfriend, he must be worth dating". It's a long shot, but it is a real thing.

I'm sure there are other uses too, but this is just off the top of my head.

That's just the escort industry moving into the internet age :shrug:. And why wouldn't they do it? Its a non-sixual service which is extremely easy to keep that way (how, exactly, do you have your evil way over the internet?), they have a wider pool of potential employees (if the client is only going to, at most, hear your voice, physical requirements are pretty low), and logistically simple.

I might actually create a fake Facebook and sign up just so I can break up with "her"

Hmm... Time for an experiment, perhaps?

Phase 1: Acquire Cloud gf.

Phase 2: Pretend it's all hunky-dory.

Phase 3: It's not! Abort! Purge! FLEEE!!!

Phase 4: Status Update: "I should've known better than to try being straight."



Thems females like the gay guys. :hubbahubba:

:rofl:


... that is all.

I don't follow this conversation,

Can't find the Cloud? To the girlfriend!

How is this going to make anyone look cool?