» Tue Sep 17, 2013 9:10 pm Do dragon fights typically play out like this?
"Harold, take out the trash!" *Breathes fire*
"No! Mum, you're always holding me back from what I want to do in life!" *it starts raining*
"Holding you back or not, you need to learn responsibility, Harold. You're 500 years old, and you've already been resurrected once!" *a dozen zombies are raised nearby*
"I'm leaving! I don't care about dragonborns! I'm just going to *bloop*ing leave!" *whirlwind sprints away from mama dragon*
"HAROLD!" *she uses the power of her frustration to dragonrend him down*
Eh? Eh? Eh?
