dragons pls god make them crap my pants : V - Skyrim

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 8:22 am

dragons fight along side of you? How did I miss that? I thought that you were killing the dragons....

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 6:35 am

I think you should re read your title! A very odd and disturbing request for the game! :yucky:

This hahaha

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 1:38 am

This thread is going places...

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 1:20 am

I'm hoping to God when Dragons are fighting beside me my enemies are shaking in their boots (cattle to). I'm also hoping you can use them tactically - burn down farms, people in the village all starve next season. i know that'd be a giant leap, but remember this is the company that made a god who was insane drop animals on your head. oh, n did i mention i want dragons that make me crap myself? seriously, when i fight a dragon i wanna be scared... none of these lame Dragon Age wussy dragons!!!

Don't forget the part where that same "god" teleports you above his realm and drops you......yeah good times :]

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 5:10 am

Don't forget the part where that same "god" teleports you above his realm and drops you......yeah good times :]

Cheese for everyone! Wait, Scratch that. Cheese for no one.

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 4:17 am

Dragons arent on your side...

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 2:50 pm

So why would you want a dragon to soil your pants?

Why would you let a dragon wear your pants anyway?

Why would you keep the pants a dragon soiled?

How would you get the pants from the dragon with out dying?

You would be the one to call if a dragon wanted my pants to soil. I wouldn't want to try to get them back since I would be afraid that the dragon would get mad and try to hurt me.

So tell me, why would you want a dragon to take your pants and soil them?

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 11:17 am

You want dragons to crap your pants?
Well, okay, but it's gonna cost ya.

Yeah.. the way I read the title goes something like this..

You want dragons.. to crap.. in YOUR pants.

This is some kinda messed up.

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 9:47 am

Is this governed by Rule #34?

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 1:29 am

hmmm, actually there is "Dragonfear" and seeing as the AI is improved maybe it should have an affect on behaviour? Assuming NPC's get to see a dragon as well. Also there are no halfling, fearless races. Everyone should be scared of a dragon a poop their pants (dont want to be next to an Orsimer when that happens)....

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 2:31 am

Unfortunately, it looks like http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FhyAAMpYGZA&feature=player_detailpage#t=23s

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» Wed Mar 30, 2011 4:03 am

I don't think you'd enjoy them being so close....especially being one on one with their...excrement........

that said Thread is full of win.

Dragons : Our feces will block out the SUN

Dragon Born: Then I shall fight in the Stench!

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 5:33 am

"When they fight beside me"

Dey nut be fwends! :brokencomputer:

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 2:49 pm

Well, there is a dragon shout that summons a dragon ally I believe.

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 2:41 pm

Oh God I'm so glad I read this thread, or at least the title. I was starting to get a migraine but this thread helped my headache immensely.

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 12:58 pm

I think M'aiq needs to reference this.

"Some people wish to have Dragons defecate in their pants. These are sick people indeed."

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 9:07 am

I think M'aiq needs to reference this.

"Some people wish to have Dragons defecate in their pants. These are sick people indeed."

lol should send this to Bethesda with the thread and see if it makes it.

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 10:58 am

I really don't fear much. So I doubt I'll be making dragons crap my pants.