dragons pls god make them crap my pants : V

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 12:25 am

I'm hoping to God when Dragons are fighting beside me my enemies are shaking in their boots (cattle to). I'm also hoping you can use them tactically - burn down farms, people in the village all starve next season. i know that'd be a giant leap, but remember this is the company that made a god who was insane drop animals on your head. oh, n did i mention i want dragons that make me crap myself? seriously, when i fight a dragon i wanna be scared... none of these lame Dragon Age wussy dragons!!!

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 8:17 am

Well, okay then.

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 9:22 am

Based on previews and interviews, I think you'll probably get your wish (for terrifying dragons, at least).

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 3:06 am

I think you should re read your title! A very odd and disturbing request for the game! :yucky:

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 2:01 pm

You want dragons to crap your pants?
Well, okay, but it's gonna cost ya.

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 8:13 am

as long as im not on fire... it cant be that bad

oh wait i get it...

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 10:12 am

Greatest.Thread.Ever.

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 2:46 am

Greatest.Thread.Ever.

I second that.

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 10:25 am

Another skooma drinker, nothing to see here folks. The Legion will take care of him.

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 3:57 pm

@OP: I think dragons will be scary,if bethesda makes them so,then you beter have afew pair's of pants at the ready.Unless there are magic like tonys.

Tony magic pants.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eleKBjraLMs

If you don't want to watch it all,go to /or from 5:30.

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 10:31 am

In Morrowind, http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Morrowind:Hentus_Needs_Pants said "Hainab stole my pants!"

In Skyrim, Mad_MageHat wants to say "A dragon crapped my pants!"

Not real sure what to make of all this...the parallels do seem to suggest it's fitting for TES, in some (twisted?) way. :shrug:

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 10:15 am

i mean their soo scary i crap myself... or, feel soo scared at that point its the only thing that makes sense..

you remember the gates in oblivion? i dreaded go in them, near them, and most of all the oblivion gate towers. i was actually scared of them. which is a new emotion in a videogame. resident evil for example makes me fall asleep most of the time

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 6:19 am

What is with this guy?

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 2:50 pm

I've heard there was a dragon shout that actually makes you crap your pants irl.

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 10:19 am

I'd rather see development time go towards something like lycanthropy as opposed to animations for dragons stealing, then proceeding to [censored] in, the player character/NPCs pants.

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 8:53 am

i mean their soo scary i crap myself... or, feel soo scared at that point its the only thing that makes sense..

you remember the gates in oblivion? i dreaded go in them, near them, and most of all the oblivion gate towers. i was actually scared of them. which is a new emotion in a videogame. resident evil for example makes me fall asleep most of the time

I dreaded to go in them, because they were so dull.

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 1:41 am

Laxative Dragon? DRAGONLAX!!!

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 4:52 am

I'm hoping to God when Dragons are fighting beside me my enemies are shaking in their boots (cattle to). I'm also hoping you can use them tactically - burn down farms, people in the village all starve next season. i know that'd be a giant leap, but remember this is the company that made a god who was insane drop animals on your head. oh, n did i mention i want dragons that make me crap myself? seriously, when i fight a dragon i wanna be scared... none of these lame Dragon Age wussy dragons!!!

I noticed you joined today too.
If I were prone to conspiracy theories I'd say the moderators sign in under peculiar identities and post this kind of threads...just to prove to their employer they're a necessity (albeit that thread on platform apartheid ensured it permanently)

:biggrin:

Hey, mods, just kidding hey!?

:biggrin:

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 9:35 am

I think you should re read your title! A very odd and disturbing request for the game! :yucky:

:rofl: this!

but yes, dragons shall be terrifying.

I'll prolly be like :ahhh: when i see them.

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 3:19 pm

I dreaded to go in them, because they were so dull.

This. Dear lord, this.

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 1:12 pm

So essentially what the OP is looking for is something like http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2011/094/1/0/i__m_pooping_a_dragon_by_fydbac_by_bobbytf-d3d8ban.jpg?

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 2:43 am

I've heard there was a dragon shout that actually makes you crap your pants irl.

Is that, 'The Brown Shout'?

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 8:21 am

Is that, 'The Brown Shout'?

:rofl:

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 12:54 pm

Is that, 'The Brown Shout'?

FUS EX LAX!

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 7:32 am

Is that, 'The Brown Shout'?

FUS EX LAX!

Hardest I've laughed since the announcement.