Well I was just on my front porch sitting in my lawn chair and I was cutting cheese to eat...on my leg. I'm usually really careful then I sneezed...then I felt a pain, then I look down the knife sticking out of my leg, I scream like a school girl, now I am sitting in an exam room in a local er with stitches.

Got any stupid injuries yourself?

Why on Earth would you cut cheese on your leg? Anyway, I can't think of any stupid injuries I've had at the moment but I did get my hand stuck in an outgoing mail slot at the Post Office when I was a little kid.

This reminds me of that time you killed a guy and the police let you make a thread about it before they arrested you.

You always struck me as a clever man, LVDealer. Also pics or gtfo.

I decided to skate down a hill once... on my belly. I caught pace too quickly and faceplanted violently on the concrete and broke my front tooth and pierced my lips while suffering various minor facial injuries. Genius.

Yeah, I've gotten lots of dumb injuries. I've lost count over the years because of my stupidity. I mess up, get hurt, learn my lesson, then forget it at dinner.

One time, I thought it would literally be a cool idea to smash a light bulb...with my fist. I bled pretty good. I've also punched myself in the face accidently several times this past year.

I tend to share the fun things I think of.
Also the cop thought I was texting so that's why he didn't care.

I accidentally punched myself in the groin once. It hurt so much.

Probably the time I fell off a climbing frame and almost impaled myself on a metal spike... Man that hurt.

Sliced a slice of flesh (no pun intended) off my thumb while doing craft.

Oh what? Hahaha damn thats rather freaky.

I havent had stupid injuries recently i suppose, but when i was young i couldnt figure out how to replenish staple bullets, and i always ended up stapling my finger i think it happened twice though. I stopped trying to replace em after that

Pics

No i haven't had any stupid injuries... The only stupid thing I did was get my toe swollen from running when I was like 6

Wasn't an injury though. So I don't know why Im posting it

And why would you hold a knife near your skin while sneezing?
And you stabbed yourself, instead of just a cut???

Why would a cop have anything to do with this scenario?

I'm kinda thinking you made the whole thing up. Just like some of your other threads.