A Dunmer, a Nord and Khajit walk into a bar

Post » Fri Mar 28, 2014 2:59 pm

Yes they are slaved.

The Ebonheart Pact forced the dunmer to release their argonian slaves. They still have slaves of other races, most notably khajits.

And even then, not all dunmers agreed to the Pact. Notably house Telvanni who still has argonian slaves.

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Nymph
 
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Post » Fri Mar 28, 2014 3:52 am

The impact made the three of them faint.

Get it? A "bar"? Huh? Huh?
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Post » Fri Mar 28, 2014 7:49 am

In the 4th (Skyrim Game Time Frame) area, the Dunmer are "pay back" to the Argonians. Thus, this one does not feel to bad for the Dunmer in Skyrim. They are getting what they deserve. It will be interesting to see what happens in TES, will the Dragonborn will be the next World Ruler?

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Post » Fri Mar 28, 2014 9:54 am

the khajit has a heart attack and falls to the floor the Nord and dunmer have a grand night of drinking and celebrating and begin to leave when the bartender says " hey you cant leave that lying there. they both looked at each other and the dunmer looks at the bartender and says its not a lion its a khajit.

Rip off from 28 days later :P

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Sabrina Steige
 
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Post » Fri Mar 28, 2014 2:01 pm

Khajiit not laughting at the racist jokes. ( ;) )

New Challenge: Make this joke with a Nord or the Dunmer as the punch line!

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Post » Fri Mar 28, 2014 9:57 am

Oh God....are...are Khajiit the "blood elves" of ESO? :/

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Taylah Haines
 
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Post » Fri Mar 28, 2014 10:12 am


Because the altmer ducked.
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Emma Copeland
 
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Post » Fri Mar 28, 2014 5:57 pm

Blood Elf?

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Benji
 
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Post » Fri Mar 28, 2014 9:34 am


Yeah! The dunmer waste no time putting the argonians back in shackles after they finish being fodder for the jarls and dunmer houses.
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Anna S
 
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Post » Fri Mar 28, 2014 6:49 am

I guess to explain the reference, if you don't know, is that everyone loves to hate all Blood Elves and Blood Elf players...

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Post » Fri Mar 28, 2014 11:06 am

They sit at a table and a barmaid brings over a pitcher of beer, and pours them all a glass.

The Dunmer raises his glass and says, "For Morrowind!"

The Khajiit raises his glass and says, "For the Queen!"

The Nord stares blankly at the two of them and says, "When did we enter a bar?!"

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Sista Sila
 
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Post » Fri Mar 28, 2014 1:28 pm

No such Race in TES lore as far as I know.

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Peter P Canning
 
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Post » Fri Mar 28, 2014 11:51 am

and the khajiit says "So I guess you guys got the pre-order too eh?"

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Steven Nicholson
 
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Post » Fri Mar 28, 2014 11:33 am

Well played!

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Post » Fri Mar 28, 2014 6:12 am

all 3 find a genie bottle and rub it eagerly awaiting their vast wish to come true. A genie pops from the cask and says in the voice of Dumbledor " for awakening me out of my slumber i grat you each a wish but in order for this wish to come true you must jump from the tallest peak and then wish, I will make it true." All 3 carried the bottle up to the highest peak and they resummon the genie.

The nord shouts I shall go first the Nord runs and jumps as he begins to fall he makes his wish " I wish i was a Eagle free and at peace" A light shines as the Nord is transformed into a Eagle and he flies away.

The dunmer looking amazed shouts my turn. the dunmer thinks too himself and he runs and says " I wish i was a dragon who eats eagles thats are in peace" jumps and with a blinding flash the dunmer is transformed into a monstrous black dragon and flies off after the eagle.

The khajit looks too the genie and says " so its my turn." The khajit lines up for the run and begins running as his wish goes through his mind. "Khajit wishes." his foot finding a small round stone makes him lose his footing and begin to fall from the peak he shouts " Sh__!" With a blinding light the khajit transforms into a pile of Sh__.

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Post » Fri Mar 28, 2014 2:27 pm

FIXED going by lore.

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Suzie Dalziel
 
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Post » Fri Mar 28, 2014 3:57 pm

Well the Bosmer, in lore, are supposed to in eat there enemies after a hard fought victory. So they could be consider Blood Elfs in a way.

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Post » Fri Mar 28, 2014 9:48 am

Lol! Nice!

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Deon Knight
 
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Post » Fri Mar 28, 2014 3:06 am

Do you have any ingame books that call them that?

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Alister Scott
 
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Post » Fri Mar 28, 2014 7:59 am

Forget the blood elf thing, nobody gets the reference.

Blood Elves are the notoriously hated WoW race for being "too pretty" or "gay" or whatever.

Wasn't sure if Khajiit were some notoriously hated ESO race for "reasons"

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Post » Fri Mar 28, 2014 5:25 pm

I think blood elves are a WoW thing. Don't quote me on that. It was an out of game reference.

Edit: all the wow races are too "pretty" look at their trolls. I played trolls in EQ because they were ugly and had big ears, trolls in WoW are just t&a with green skin.

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Post » Fri Mar 28, 2014 11:30 am

According to the Green Pact, Bosmer must eat his fallen enemy and be strictly carnivores. I associate carnivores with blood. Therefore they could be consider Blood Elfs.

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Post » Fri Mar 28, 2014 6:23 am

I have a fetish for female trolls. HNNNGHHH

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Post » Fri Mar 28, 2014 4:49 pm

Unfortunately at that Elven bar the ale tasted like subtle Clannfear pee
The Khajit went tripping mad after taking a sip ,and his sharp claws ended up in some firm Nordic briasts that had just entered the bar with him.
Lacking the restoration skills the Dunmer decides to scorch the briasts in an attempt to stop the serious bleeding.
The Khajit saw how hard the Dunmer failed and started licking the well-done bloody Nordic briasts.
That was the only restoration method he ever applied to his cubs.
Next week you'll discover if he was able to resist the temptation to devour those well cooked Nordic briasts
And what fiendish plan the Dunmer had up his sleeves
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Post » Fri Mar 28, 2014 2:36 am

but they are not really Elves -- they are half elves..

sounds like you are mixing up the lore with another game's lore.

:nono:

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