A Dunmer, a Nord and Khajit walk into a bar : Othor Games

» Fri Mar 28, 2014 2:55 am

I'm starting to get the impression you have a lot of fetishes lol

» Fri Mar 28, 2014 12:54 pm

Like what.

I'm average guy, average day.

» Fri Mar 28, 2014 10:09 am

What did I just read?

» Fri Mar 28, 2014 6:15 am

The Bar tender turns to them and says, 'What is this, some kind of joke?'

» Fri Mar 28, 2014 9:05 am

Khajiit points to the Nord and the Dumner and says

"Yes, they are! Khajiit is not!"

» Fri Mar 28, 2014 12:33 pm

A Dunmer, a Nord and Khajit walk into a bar...

The Bosmer bartender turns and yells to the cook, "Looks like we just got resupplied!"

» Fri Mar 28, 2014 1:25 pm

A Dunmer, a Nord and Khajit walk into a bar...

They look at the bartender and sigh because they know they are going to hear yet again how he used to be a guard but now must tend bar after taking an arrow to the knee.

» Fri Mar 28, 2014 1:58 pm

Guard: Before I let you enter the bar, you must relinquish your weapons.

Nord: Here you go. *Hands over all weapons*

Dumner: Sure. *Hands over weapons, still has his magic abilities.*

Khajiit: Okay. *Hands over all weapons.*

Barfight occurs. Nord uses his hand-to-hand combat to defend himself. Dumner uses his magic to keep himself and others out of harm's way. Khajiit... well... uses sweetroll to fight the others.

» Fri Mar 28, 2014 3:48 am

Nord to the bartender: Two beer for the others, I'll take a glass of water.

» Fri Mar 28, 2014 7:53 am

...they walk into a bar, notice that the barkeeper is Imperial and leave.

» Fri Mar 28, 2014 5:22 am

But we arent in TES atm are we? This is the forums.

» Fri Mar 28, 2014 4:35 am

TES is all around us. We ARE TES.

» Fri Mar 28, 2014 2:12 pm

TES HAS YOU, NEO!

» Fri Mar 28, 2014 5:15 pm

A Dunmer, a Nord and Khajit walk into a bar...

The Bosmer ducks

» Fri Mar 28, 2014 5:03 am

House Dres keeps Khajiit slaves as they're no longer allowed to keep Argonians.

Apparently were looking into Breton and Altmer slaves as well. Not sure why Altmer unless things.

So a Dunmer, Nord and Khajiit walk into the bar.

Only the Dunmer and Khajiit walk out.

Nord's still in there, calling the other two milk drinkers that can't hold their ale.

» Fri Mar 28, 2014 4:12 pm

I knewn it. Thanks.

/edit: 1 reason more to not join the dunmer.

» Fri Mar 28, 2014 10:14 am

The Bosmer is so short he didn't have to duck.

» Fri Mar 28, 2014 3:41 pm

A Dunmer, a Nord and Khajit walk into a bar...

Ouch!

» Fri Mar 28, 2014 9:30 am

It's a WoW thing.

Pretty race of elves on the brutish Horde faction, that has some blatantly homosixual references made in game, and the player base likes to hate on not just the race, but the people that play it.

Trolls aren't green. They're shades of blue for the most part. Orcs are green. At least playable trolls. Forest trolls(Amani, Witherbark, etc) can be green. And the females USED to be really fugly. They catered to whiners. :/

WoW's blood elves were Highborne Night Elves at one point. They got kicked out, shunned the night, and got pale and stuff. Known as high elves, they had some bad stuff happen that ended up killing off most of the people.

After that incident, their prince, Kael'thas Sunstrider, renamed his people Sin'dorei, or children of the blood, in honor of the fallen. AKA: blood elves. It's WarCraft 3: the Frozen Throne lore.

Night Elves = Kaeldorei, children of the stars, high elves, Quel'dorei, highborne, and Blood Elves = Sin'dorei, children of the blood.

» Fri Mar 28, 2014 1:41 am

I'll give it a shot.

A redheaded Nord walks into a bar and sits down next to another redheaded Nord. He orders a Nord Mead, then the 2nd redheaded Nord turns to him. "I'm guessing from that accent you're from Solitude?" he asks, in an Haafingar brogue. "Of course!" the 1st Nord exclaims, "here, bartender, get this guy a Nord Mead, too." Their exchange continues:

1st Nord: Lemme ask you, what street did you grow up on?

2nd Nord : Proudspire Street. And you?

1st Nord: Proudspire Street, same as you!

2nd Nord: Here, bartender, get this guy some Firebrand Wine! What school did you go to?

1st Nord: College of Winterhold.

2nd Nord: God's be praised, I went to the College of Winterhold too! Bartender, get this guy some Cyrodilic Brandy!

This continues, and as they find they had the same teachers and knew the same neighborhood kids, they proceed to get louder and drunker until a guy at the other end of the bar asks the bartender, "What's up with those two?" The bartender shrugs and says, "It's the Greymoor twins, they're drunk again."

» Fri Mar 28, 2014 1:32 pm

...when the bartender says, "Hey you three can't just walk into any bar like you own the place!"

The Nord replies, "But I am the Dragonborn, savior of Skyrim!"

In which The Dunmer then adds, "And I am Nerevarine, hero of Morrowind!"

Finally, the Kahjiit replies, "I have not walk into any bars. M'aiq thinks that would be very painful."

» Fri Mar 28, 2014 7:55 am

hehe -- a certain Oblivion quest....

» Fri Mar 28, 2014 3:53 pm

Shouldn't it also be a tavern or inn, not a bar. Just sayin.

» Fri Mar 28, 2014 12:20 pm

"Gentleman Club" for the Dunmer

» Fri Mar 28, 2014 3:29 pm

Red Water Den for Vampires! :drool: