*finish the joke*

Fake meaningless internet points awarded for best reply.

They Shouldn't have read an Elder Scroll.

False: only the dunmer and nord walk into a bar. Slaves wait outside.

*Baboom.. smash.. meow*

hours later: silence.

Then someone of them is stating"hey how about an short break and get some fresh ale at an bar which isnt looking like an ruin."

The bartender serves them.

.. I'm not sure I'm doing this right...

~steals their horses and ride off to the sun set~

End of the Movie Credits Roll!

hrm

and they all order a glass of milk

Khajiit are a free people.

Who says Khajiit are slaves mm?

Khajiit got freed in Morrowind times already

Pretty sure slavery is permitted in morrowind until the 3rd era, when it culminates in a war.

During this time period, it's true it's put on hold to make the Ebonheart pact make sense, but nothing is mentioned about khajit being freed in morrowind!

They walk up to the bar.

The Dunmer says "I'll have some wine."

The bartender says, "Sorry, all out of wine."

The Nord says "I'll have an ale."

The bartender says, "Sorry, all out of ale."

The dunmer walks out with a set of brand new armor and a magical axe and a slave.

The nord runs away into the wild naked.

The Khajit curses himself for having tried cheating the Dunmer and not the Nord in their game of poker...

And nice one rpgamerd00d , >_<

ESO pre dates morrowwind by around 1000 years or something

My understand in ESO time line:

Argonians are free

Khajiits are still slaves

~Down with Dunmer!~

that's how they explain it. Wow, that's dark. I like it. Everyone gets enslaved all over again after the war is over.

The game is set 800 years before Morrowind

I freed them

There where slaves and i took care of their masters.

Realy? ohh then they are not slaved. That slavery was later i think. Makes no difference.

The bartender looks at the three and says " Who let that beast in here "

The Kajit, looking undiginified, bares it's teeth and leaves

The Nord, thinking he is being complimented, 'Ye should see me in bed'

The Dunmer just looks around and says 'Who me? Don't look at me, I thought this was the stables'

The Nord chugs down his mead, and after hollering "It's been way too long since I had a good mug of mead!", slammed his mug upside down on the counter.

The Khajiit slurps down his milk, and after loudly purring "It's been awhile since this one had such a delicious cup of milk!", turned his glass upside down and also slammed it on the counter.

The Dunmer finished his sujamma, then grabbed the Khajiit, flipped him upside down, and slammed him on his back. "It has been too long since I had a good slave!"

Khajit are part of the aldmeri dominion argonian are with the pact

lol

Oh I know. That's why any khajit hanging with a nord and dunmer is probably a slave

Yes, there are khajiit slaves in game as slavery is fairly rooted in dunmer culture. It has most likely been around since a bit after veloth came, maybe he had slaves and they came here with their slaves.