We should just getnuclear bombs. If we're gonna totally screw the game up there's no point being half-assed about it.
My thoughts exactly. A Dwemer Scoped XTREME Rifle just does not murder and spit on lore enough for my tastes, no sir. This gun MUST have an XTREME Dwemer laser sight too. How did the Dwemer discover something as advanced as a laser? Well it had to happen some time right? Right? And if we have lasers, we might as well have computers, because these Dwemer were just soooo focused on technology! I hope we find server farms in Skyrim! I wonder how much we'd get to sell all the Dwemer XTREME multi-core processors we'd find for? We could corner the market! But what would the people of Tamriel do with a processor? Well, hell, just make a spell that summons computers of course! But they'd have to all lack processors, and only the Champion of Skyrim could come with his advanced processors and save the day! And if they have computers, surely they have games? Perhaps those games would include such XTREME games like Call of Duty! You could play a SUPER XTREME game right inside your already XTREME game!
*takes a deep breath*
And as lore fans around the world cry themselves into a level of depression currently unknown to man, I will be among them, cradling a bottle of whiskey in my arms and begging it to tell me how such a thing could happen.