dwemer scoped rifle? : V - Skyrim

» Fri Mar 12, 2010 9:03 am

First of all no to guns being in TES

And secondly when did we get this emote? :starwars:

After a guy modded star wars universe with Morrowind engine.

» Fri Mar 12, 2010 10:26 am

To each their own. Let's just focus on getting Crossbows back. I think they'll be guns enough for anyone.

» Thu Mar 11, 2010 7:53 pm

Yes.

And while we're at it, we should also be able to dual-wield those babes. With some new cool skill called 'Modernness' we should be able to UPGRADE them into Miniguns , then Rocket Launchers and finally at Masterness level the all too important and sorrily missing "L33t G34r of Nuclearissmness". All optional, so you consertvative and unimaginative lot cannot complain about Tamriel's much needed development and so may keep your frozen world in uncool perpetuitiness. Which is all optional, too.

Well if you think the TES ain t cool:
GTFOYFT and good riddance, we don tneed no console style player.
And if you really want it.. L2MOD troll.

OBS: i dont know to which one kind this one was sarcastic with so i burned it as a preemtive strike to avoid disease spead.
It always fearsome when someone scream "BRAINNNS".

» Fri Mar 12, 2010 2:25 am

I don't see why you couldn't dual wield sniper rifles. You've got two hands and two eyes, right? You'd just have to train your eyes to work independently of each other.

Before that you should train your brain not to order your two hands and many finger to write such things, because your obviously not sarcastic, and obviously don t have the sligthest idea of what your talking about.

While your at it with your two eyes two hands and two sided brain, what don t you shoot your 2 balls twice and we close twice this thread, it will give a me couple of laught.

» Fri Mar 12, 2010 8:38 am

Well if you think the TES ain t cool:
GTFOYFT and good riddance, we don tneed no console style player.
And if you really want it.. L2MOD troll.

OBS: i dont know to which one kind this one was sarcastic with so i burned it as a preemtive strike to avoid disease spead.
It always fearsome when someone scream "BRAINNNS".

*still holds the torch* You said well!! Let's burn him and others who voted "yes" for the sake of elder scrolls series... First person shooter jerks.. Get the hell out of OUR TES!!!

» Fri Mar 12, 2010 1:34 am

I'm surprised the "yes" vote got more than 10...

» Fri Mar 12, 2010 9:49 am

I'm surprised the "yes" vote got more than 10...

Thats the number of people playing Fallout Vegas and under 18.

» Fri Mar 12, 2010 3:42 am

We should just getnuclear bombs. If we're gonna totally screw the game up there's no point being half-assed about it.

i was gonna say this... except with alot more cursing and harsh insults that might make the TC cry.

but your way is good, too.

seriously, why the HELL do so many people want to RUIN the elder scrolls?

i wish mods would start banning anyone who even suggests that anything gun-related should be put into TES... :glare:

» Thu Mar 11, 2010 7:14 pm

Oh, come on. I understand standard old time guns, but scoped?

I only hope this aint serious...

» Fri Mar 12, 2010 4:43 am

Oh, come on. I understand standard old time guns, but scoped?

I only hope this aint serious...

Yeah and don t forget the laser designator and the night goggle and ceramic/kevlar armor, cause crosshair, night vision spell and daedric plate ain t enought.

Protoss shielding anyone ?

» Fri Mar 12, 2010 10:45 am

I understand standard old time guns, but scoped?

:flame: :swear: :flame: :swear: :flame:

This may be sarcastic but I cant stand this to be discussed even in a sarcastic way. Because there are some "children" who also play tes and they may take it serious and want such a thing from the devs..

» Fri Mar 12, 2010 12:22 am

I only want to hear "fire!" when a dragon spits flames at my behind.

» Fri Mar 12, 2010 2:15 am

I don't see why you couldn't dual wield sniper rifles. You've got two hands and two eyes, right? You'd just have to train your eyes to work independently of each other.

Which is why we need Sloads added as a playable race- they're so awesome, they could probably do it. :rimshot:

» Fri Mar 12, 2010 3:13 am

Thats the number of people playing Fallout Vegas and under 18.

Could they possibly stay on THEIR forum, if they're going to be ridiculous?

Sorry, folks, there will be NO guns in TES. If you want guns, go play Fallout, Halo, STALKER (Just kidding, you're probably all on console), CoD, Battlefield, etc. You won't find guns here. And if they have DO add guns, it'll probably be very crude muskets or something. But even that is doubtful. Who needs guns when you have magic?

» Thu Mar 11, 2010 10:43 pm

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lmao: :rofl:

this thread is the single most epic source of win for the day.

Thank you guys, the Hilarity you ensue is beyond awesome! I'd like some -Censoredness- to come here and try to say how stagnant and pole up arsis we are :wink:

give a look at this thread, saying no with style, reason, and epicness.

» Fri Mar 12, 2010 9:02 am

:flame: :flame: :swear: :flame: :swear:

This may be sarcastic but I cant stand this to be discussed even in a sarcastic way. Because there are some "children" who also play tes and they may take it serious and want such a thing from the devs...

Old time Gun = uncased gunpowder,
Dragon = firebreath,
Fire + gunpowder = Ignition,
Ignition of powder on body = burn to death.

Lets spare the Dragon the work and lets burn them at stake. :devil: . Why the dragon should have all the fun stuff for himself ?

» Thu Mar 11, 2010 8:08 pm

I have made an artists rendering of this device, http://oi53.tinypic.com/24q4jfb.jpg

» Thu Mar 11, 2010 9:01 pm

If Bethesda ever dared to put ANY KIND of guns/projectiles launched by anything but man or bows/crossbows I would literally die. I would kill myself with my bow and arrow. or something like that

» Fri Mar 12, 2010 6:57 am

I have made an artists rendering of this device, http://oi53.tinypic.com/24q4jfb.jpg

GREAT NOW WE HAVE TES PAINTBALL!!!!!!!!
Huahahahahahahahahahha.

» Thu Mar 11, 2010 8:15 pm

I imagine we'll also need heatseeking missiles to kill those dragons, can't imagine guns working on them.

A couple of kill streaks wouldn't hurt, UAV would be nice, i suppose that would be a surviving cliff racer using a dwemer camera, may as well if we're gonna suggest terrible ideas.

» Fri Mar 12, 2010 10:17 am

Dwemer scoped rifle? No.
Dwemer scoped crossbow? Hell yes.

» Fri Mar 12, 2010 2:38 am

If Bethesda ever dared to put ANY KIND of guns/projectiles launched by anything but man or bows/crossbows I would literally die. I would kill myself with my bow and arrow. or something like that

I m an archer IRL, good luck trying that.
But before trying, draw a scheme so i can apreciate your enginuosity and mours your loss cause you would be a great addition to TES staff.

OBS: Its you , your bow and an arrow, No fancy stuff!!!

» Fri Mar 12, 2010 2:00 am

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Dwemer scoped rifle? No.
Dwemer scoped crossbow? Hell yes.

Yeah lets put a dwemer telescope on a crossbow, then why not fixit on a bow too, HO WAIT BOW and CROSSBOW NEED BALLISTIC, WAIT TES INGAME PHYSIC is "0" so it could work.
Why ?? The damn crosshair ain t enought ???
Your expecting hitting anything beyond 200 meters, when the game doesn t even draw critters at half of it ?

Are all you guys that :swear: or am i being too critic ? And i by far don t consider myself to be on the bright side...

» Fri Mar 12, 2010 12:01 pm

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Yeah lets put a dwemer telescope on a crossbow, then why not fixit on a bow too, HO WAIT BOW and CROSSBOW NEED BALLISTIC, WAIT TES INGAME PHYSIC is "0" so it could work.
Why ?? The damn crosshair ain t enought ???
Your expecting hitting anything beyond 200 meters, when the game doesn t even draw critters at half of it ?

Are all you guys that :swear: or am i being too critic ? And i by far don t consider myself to be on the bright side...

Chill out man. The idea of putting a scope on a crossbow actually makes sense. (As you may have seen in Half-Life or Black Ops) Putting it on a regular bow, or anything else for matter (Considering there are no guns in TES, which is good) is just ridiculous.

» Fri Mar 12, 2010 11:19 am

this thread is the single most epic source of win for the day.

It is indeed Pure Comedy Gold.

Yeah lets put a dwemer telescope on a crossbow,

Why not, they do it in the real world, and for good reason.

And i by far don t consider myself to be on the bright side...

I won't dispute your word on that. :shrug: