care for some "strange" meat pie?

maybe a little cannibal village where everyone is oddly nice to you?

Not relly humorous, but I would like to know if the Girl training with the argonian ever became Grand champion or at least got her father(Arena master) to acknoweldge her as his daughter.

Also wether or not she had to kill her argonian training partner to get there.

I need some closure.



I would also like a NPc gaurd(unique).
Who comes right up to you and says:

"STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!- Aw I had you going there didn't I? HAHAHAHA, just messin with'ya, welcome to Winterhold(any settlement)!"

M'Aiq asks why one would want to ride a dragon. Even if it were toothless, M'Aiq wouldn't get close to one.

M'Aiq knows you are dragonborn. Do you have lots of fans?

M'Aiq wonders why one would like to actually climb all the way to High Hrothgar. They say it would be realistic? M'Aiq fails to make the Kinection.

M'Aiq knows that ice is slippery. But why would one wish to ride on ice with blades and hit things with sticks?

M'Aiq likes horses. They are still tasty, weither they hold things or not. Though holding stuff is nice of horses. M'Aiq wouldn't hold your stuff.

M'Aiq wonders if the law is flawed. You keep ending up in jail.

M'Aiq likes the snow. But M'Aiq also thinks people get to excited over it.

M'Aiq sees more childred these days. Bad timing if you ask M'Aiq. Dragons are pretty scary for grownups, must be worce for children. Then again, the kids M'Aiq sees are pretty tough.

The end of the world? No, M'Aiq think not. If it was, why would M'Aiq see things from the fifth era?

There are some scary monsters out there now. But nothing is as scary as a bandit with full dadera. M'Aiq still has nightmares.

Mudcrabs? M'Aiq finds them harmless. Why are you worried about them?

M'Aiq knows much. M'Aiq knows more than you. M'Aiq knows people would be mad if they didn't know where to go.

M'Aiq wishes that M'Aiq could turn off the sun in the mornings. But M'Aiq can not. The Sun is useful, and even if M'Aiq could turn off such a thing, M'Aiq would probably leave it on.

Pure genius!

Perhaps a Colovian Fur Helm-wearing Nord who gives out candy to all the boys and girls?

M'aiq making references to people's dumb ideas
Someone talking about his ancestor adoring a certain grand champion and got killed by him because he was too annoying.
Another Paranoia-like quest in Skyrim.
A Wannabe thug trying to get your money with a broken weapon in his hand.
Ghosts yelling "Stop, you violated the law! Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence!"
A unique kid who tells you that he sees dead people
A Wood Elf who reeeeaaally likes cheese
A khajiit who loves dogs.
A dumb Imperial called "The Left-Alone Wanderer"
An argonian who tells bad jokes about khajiits
and a Giant Mudcrab!

I think that is the best one yet!

NPC: "I saw a..." pauses for a bit to think to himself "now what was it that i seen..hmm"
as hes thinking you say to yourself: please dont say mud crab, please dont say mud crab.
NPC: "a..dirt...bug!? no no it was definatly in the mud..."
YOU: PLEASE DONT SAY MUD CRAB!
NPC: "I cant seem to recall, anyway, it was terrible"
you walk off almost relieved and hear him shout back at you
NPC: "OHH A MUD CRAB, A MUD CRAB!!"
YOU: :facepalm:

A book that says: "DO NOT READ!"
When you open it your game crashes and http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdfeW2h8Qo4 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdy3orO6tQA and it keeps looping.

A near invincible bandit in a full set of daedric armour armed with a sweetroll

My guess would be something about horse armor prices.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
LOL my fave so far

You wander through the forest in the middle of a blizzard seeking refuge and a place to stay until it dies down and see a cottage. All that you find in this cottage is a bed, a lit fire, a chair in front of the fire and an imperial sitting in the chair.

"Stop! You violated the *mumbles* PAY THE COURT A FINE OR *mumbles ...."

Crazy old imperial guard in the middle of a forest in the middle of nowhere.

*Nods*

After the woman who hates rats and the ones who really loves them, why not one who sends them to other people?

an imperial guard wondering if he has a name

an allusion to some guards being so tough that they'd only pass out when they'd get hit by someone who just killed off an entire city

xD I could come up with a few more if ya want.

M'Aiq hated going to school. Not even M'Aiq knows why people liked classes.

With all the fighting going on, M'Aiq wonders when people would even find the time to look out their windows.

M'Aiq should warn you. Breaking the law still makes one scum, just not as fast.

M'Aiq knows that one should not start up a old war that was for the time calm. But girls just like to see their good looking men in the twilight. M'Aiq just doesn't understand, nor does M'Aiq want to.

M'Aiq is all ready a cat. M'Aiq wouldn't want to also be a dog. Though M'Aqi could see why human's seek them out. Some can be tasty. M'Aiq sitll doesn't know where the wolves are though, M'Aiq has only eaten wolf meat at the store.

M'Aiq once knew a champion. Fought for lots of things. No one helped him. He had a fan. He went crazy. M'Aiq hopes people help you, but M'Aiq also hopes you never get a fan.

M'Aiq doesn't like it when people stop what they're doing and stair at M'Aiq. Makes M'Aiq feel uneasy.

M'Aiq once saw a dragon that did not have wings. It ran after people, clawing them to death.

M'Aiq is impressed. You can swim, even with that heavy armor on. M'Aiq can't even swim in these robes, but M'Aiq also is scared of water. Maybe that why M'Aiq can't swim.

M'Aiq knows the secret of making a roll sweet. M'Aiq would tell you, but then M'Aiq would have to kill you.

M'Aiq once watched a man carrying something silver get shot in the head with an arrow, but he lived. M'Aiq then watched as he tracked down the person who shot him to get the silver thing back. M'Aiq was impressed with his dedication to his job.

M'Aiq once met a young man looking for his father. M'Aiq felt bad, so M'Aiq tried to help. Turns out the father had left his son for some water. M'Aiq felt worce for finding out.

M'Aiq finally found a fishy stick. Some drunk pirate gave M'Aiq one. Not sure why he had it, but M'Aiq enjoyed the fishy stick none the less.

M'Aiq is starting to wonder how old M'Aiq is. M'Aiq lost count long ago.

M'Aiq still finds it foolish when people throw their weapons. But M'aiq also knows people will do what they want. M'Aiq will probably keep further distance from scary adventurers now.

M'Aiq wonders, what would happen if Skyrim had two dragonborn instead of one? Then M'Aiq wonders who could stop them if they were really evil. M'Aiq feels that one for now is fine.

I would like to see M'aiq say stuff about forums discussions but I would like it to be like in Morrowind, meaning he said it existed somewhere and it didn't or had some really weird way of explaining things, and not like in Oblivion calling us idiots and fools every two line of dialog.

Castle Greyskull and inside the castle a Broad sword that gives you 20+ points in Strength and Endurance plus fortify fatiuge. The blade itself has no weight and is quite strong.
Since dragons might be in this game I'd say something from the Dragon Warrior (Dragon Quest) games, like the twin sisters Mara (Dancer) and Nara (Fortune Teller).

Conan the Barbarian refrances would be nice by Crom.

They better reference at least these things

Adoring Fan

By Azura! By Azura! By Azura!

M'aiq the Liar and all of his references in dialog

and of course.......fishy sticks

i posted this on another topic, but ill put it again

M'aiq likes beards. Beards keep M'aiq warm in the cold, even if they are not M'aiq's own.

there could be a drink called "M'aiq's Hard".
since theres cooking now, maybe we could actually cook fishy sticks?

A death of someone who tried to use books to cross lava.
RETURN OF GAENOR

"M'aiq has still yet to find a decent fable. My friend Peter keeps trying come up with a good one but he's not good at telling tales."

M'aiq: Why would anyone want to live in Morrowind? Sure a visit is nice......well not really, Dunmer can be nasty to M'aiq.

M'aiq: M'aiq likes silver ware, but so does everyone else, so be careful if you pick one to eat food. Except werewolves they don't like silverware much.

M'aiq: M'aiq's shadow is lazy, always standing near me where ever I go.

:rofl:

Two Words:

Rick Astley

Cascabel Hall from http://www.imperial-library.info/content/morrowind-rear-guard

Not sure that counts as an Easter Egg, but it would be cool to find. Even funnier if its owned by a family of wood elves.