Easter Eggs in Skyrim : V - Skyrim

» Mon Mar 07, 2011 7:42 am

If Beth ever read the forums, I would expect an Argonian Hand-to-Hand trainer named Big Huge Arm.

» Mon Mar 07, 2011 4:03 am

Well id like to have haskil be complaining about "the new Madgod", and maybe a "patrolling the tundra almost makes you wish for a Oblivion Crisis!"
"patrolling the tundra almost makes you wish for a Oblivion Crisis!"
"patrolling the tundra almost makes you wish for a Oblivion Crisis!"
"patrolling the tundra almost makes you wish for a Oblivion Crisis!"
"patrolling the tundra almost makes you wish for a Oblivion Crisis!"

» Mon Mar 07, 2011 7:17 am

If Beth ever read the forums, I would expect an Argonian Hand-to-Hand trainer named Big Huge Arm.

This is a must. Big-Huge-Arm for Skyrim!

» Mon Mar 07, 2011 2:17 am

It seems conceivable to me that, 200 years after the death of Martin Septim, M'aiq the liar would likely be deceased.

Although perhaps some progeny of his would wander about Skyrim. Perhaps J'aek the Insincere?

J'aek thinks that helmet looks very dashing on you. Distracts from your hideous face.

» Sun Mar 06, 2011 10:56 pm

"M'aiq heard in cyrodiil the guards are psychic".

» Sun Mar 06, 2011 10:48 pm

Well id like to have haskil be complaining about "the new Madgod", and maybe a "patrolling the tundra almost makes you wish for a Oblivion Crisis!"
"patrolling the tundra almost makes you wish for a Oblivion Crisis!"
"patrolling the tundra almost makes you wish for a Oblivion Crisis!"
"patrolling the tundra almost makes you wish for a Oblivion Crisis!"
"patrolling the tundra almost makes you wish for a Oblivion Crisis!"

When I got this assignment I was hoping to do some more dragon slaying.

» Sun Mar 06, 2011 7:08 pm

When I got this assignment I was hoping ~~to do some more dragon slaying~~ there would be more mudcrabs.

» Mon Mar 07, 2011 6:09 am

If the NPC faces have become so real, I like to see the developer faces in game on characters that have names that are a spoof of their real names, and have a back story that is a spoof of their hobbies in the real life, or maybe dead with a letter, and so on... :disco:

» Mon Mar 07, 2011 8:24 am

Slightly degrading (not the right word, but...) and funny references to other competitive games. Those always crack me up. Vocal stuff like this should be once in a lifetime occurance. Make sure you pay attention

» Mon Mar 07, 2011 3:27 am

I would be happy with some .308 shell casings in some remote location. Even if you couldn't pick them up. Uncle Leo was a zombie character in the Shivering Isles, then he was a nice Super Mutant in Fallout 3. So maybe Uncle Leo will show up again.. as something else.

» Mon Mar 07, 2011 1:13 am

NPC: "I saw a..." pauses for a bit to think to himself "now what was it that i seen..hmm"
as hes thinking you say to yourself: please dont say mud crab, please dont say mud crab.
NPC: "a..dirt...bug!? no no it was definatly in the mud..."
YOU: PLEASE DONT SAY MUD CRAB!
NPC: "I cant seem to recall, anyway, it was terrible"
you walk off almost relieved and hear him shout back at you
NPC: "OHH A MUD CRAB, A MUD CRAB!!"
YOU: :facepalm:

npc: *runs up to you* "it was a mud crab!"
Kahsajara: :shakehead:
adoring fan: *runs up to you* "mudcrabs, mudcrabs are the best! i follow them, and watch them, and worship the mud they walk on!"
fargoth: *runs up to you* "have you seen my mudcrabs?"
sheogorath: *runs up to you* "wonderful, time for a celebration! mudcrabs for everyone!"
Kahsajara: :banghead:

» Mon Mar 07, 2011 3:14 am

I'd like to see a band of kids being chased through the streets by an NPC after they've just shafted him for some shiney gold coins, ala Oliver Twist

» Mon Mar 07, 2011 2:45 am

The legendary Sasquatch hidden in some forrest or in a cave up in the snowy peaks lol and make him rare like the unicorn. After you kill him take his hide and use in to make some cool viking style cloak lmfao.

» Mon Mar 07, 2011 1:20 am

A werewolf, a vampire, and a lich enter a bar....

Everyone either dies or runs in terror.

» Mon Mar 07, 2011 8:51 am

I would like to see a snow globe of skyrim and
some sort of reference to this. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRcj6CAhe7s

» Mon Mar 07, 2011 10:14 am

I demand a reference to Socius Ergalla, and I do hope someone will yell "I'VE SEEN MUDCRABS MORE FEARSOME THAN YOU!" at some point. Imagine some boss near the endgame, only for him to scream that as he charges you.

» Sun Mar 06, 2011 10:41 pm

Monkeys......................monkeys.............

:celebration:

» Mon Mar 07, 2011 9:06 am

Monkeys......................monkeys.............

:celebration:

monkeys? :confused:

» Mon Mar 07, 2011 1:24 am

A reference to the skooma addict, yet the best mentor ever, Caius Cosades!

» Mon Mar 07, 2011 10:27 am

A Bosmer in every bar talking about their great grandad being in the fighters guild and the blackwood company, but not going in caves themselves as they've got families of their own to feed, and it doesn't pay enough.

» Sun Mar 06, 2011 8:10 pm

A reference to the skooma addict, yet the best mentor ever, Caius Cosades!

If I find a moonsugar pipe under the bed of Esbern I will be pleased indeed.

» Mon Mar 07, 2011 10:06 am

M'aiq does not touch his neighbors spoons without asking first, he knows people are very protective of their utensils.

» Sun Mar 06, 2011 7:30 pm

A vampire NPC who is insane. Like really insane. Called Malkav.
As a reference to the Malkavian clan of the World of Darkness.

» Mon Mar 07, 2011 3:54 am

The easter egg that would be the most interesting would be in a dwenmer ruin that had the armor of a brotherhood member or liberty prime for old technology that a scholar from the city said to you for info, but we all know story.

» Sun Mar 06, 2011 7:13 pm

One of the kings in the civil war has a short son with rather flame like hair. When aproched, he demands you to bow to "THE PRINCE OF ALL NORDS" Next to the prince stands a rather spikey wild haired man in an orange cloak. If lelf alone, the prince and the other man will start talking, going on about the war against the vampire King Cold and his sons, the battle against the strangly large coccroches that apeared in the cellers of the castle, and then how the one in orange got some pink gum on his shoe. If the player continues to listen after that, the conversation escalates into a fist fight of epic perporsions, and their hair turns gold at the last attack where they both knock each other out cold.

I...would be a happy camper. Even if the game failed, if that was in there it would have been worth the buy for me. :celebration: