Elder Scrolls Jokes

Post » Sat Nov 22, 2014 1:59 am

Has anyone ever come up with any Elder Scrolls jokes or puns? Here's one: Q: Where do Stormcloaks buy their clothes? A: Nordstrom

Any other jokes out there?!?

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Mélida Brunet
 
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Post » Fri Nov 21, 2014 11:18 pm

Some one made a wise crack to me why there wasn't many Khajitt in Skyrim. It was horribly funny. Good joke. Something about Nords skinning cats and serving them to people at the bars. Kind of referring to what Arnjorn said in the dark brotherhood.

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saxon
 
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Post » Sat Nov 22, 2014 7:47 am

Only one I've ever heard: How do dragons in Skyrim start all of their meetings?

"So, how are you Alduin?"

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jessica Villacis
 
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Post » Sat Nov 22, 2014 2:57 am

LOL!!!!! Good one!!!

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Amber Ably
 
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Post » Sat Nov 22, 2014 12:28 pm

There is even a http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Tes3Mod:Tamriel_Rebuilt/Jokes! about jokes in Tamriel Rebuilt...

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Cat Haines
 
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Post » Sat Nov 22, 2014 11:37 am

A classic Nord says: "I don't like all these Khajiit roaming around Skyrim, I think they should go (puts on sunglasses) Elsweyr."

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