No elder scrolls V reaction : The Elder Scrolls Series Discussion

» Sat May 28, 2011 6:16 pm

i will turn and start worshipping daedric gods

edit: typo, 100 points to whoever can guess what i miss spelled (hint: its obvious)

» Sat May 28, 2011 10:55 am

Bethesda does too good a job of dancing around the flaming bush lol.

they like to dance close to the fire, don't they

» Sat May 28, 2011 11:09 am

I wouldn't care anymore.

:frownynod:

» Sat May 28, 2011 9:26 am

I would just stop living. Or start playing other games.

You mean 'start' living? Lol

» Sat May 28, 2011 8:52 am

Not a big deal. There are bettter games.

» Sat May 28, 2011 9:23 am

Not a big deal. There are bettter games.

You would not know if there are better games if it was not released.

» Sat May 28, 2011 6:02 am

Not a big deal. There are bettter games.

There are many people who would disagree on the "There are better games" statement.
I am one of them.
So is my master, Lord Dagon.

» Sat May 28, 2011 4:01 pm

First I'll be in Denial. I wont accept that we'll have no TESV!

Then I'll be Angry. I'll rant on the forums about getting my TESV!

Then I'll try Bargaining. I'll promise to build 7 churches of Akatosh for the release of TESV

Then I'll be in Depression. I'll stop caring, and go play Morrowind in a corner.

Then I'll be in Acceptance, and accept that I'm never going to play TESV.

:violin:

I believe it's 12 steps. Not four. But your a God, why should I judge you.

Oh and if there would be no TESV I would do this: :brokencomputer: This: :flamethrower: Then This: :banghead: And This: :swear: And Maybe This: :ahhh: Then This: :gun: This: :sad:

And Finally This :sleep2:

(And then I would revert back to reading all day long- :read: )

» Sat May 28, 2011 7:08 am

I would join a Nirn Rebuilt Project.

Ditto

» Sat May 28, 2011 9:07 am

I'd cry, play Morrowind and Oblivion, and hope Fallout 4 is being made.(It's still a Bethesda game)
If an MMO was announced instead of TESV, I'd cry even more.

» Sat May 28, 2011 2:03 pm

Meh. I got some editing tools and the CS to play with for Morrowind and Oblivion. Ohh, its going to so much fun.

Play Guild Wars 2. (I'd still play it even if it was announced)

If it doesn't svck as I predicted, it would help me shaved some years ahead.

» Sat May 28, 2011 1:43 pm

I'd cry, play Morrowind and Oblivion, and hope Fallout 4 is being made.(It's still a Bethesda game)
If an MMO was announced instead of TESV, I'd cry even more.

Add Daggerfall to the what to play list and you're reaction would be my reaction. As a Fallout fan, I would find some comfort in Fallout 4 being made, but Fallout could never replace successfully TES for me. If Bethesda makes any sandbox RPGs other than TES or Fallout, I would likely try those out, as well.

» Sat May 28, 2011 1:34 pm

I just noticed something. There is no Elder Scrolls V. What does it mean? Woah!

» Sat May 28, 2011 4:23 am

I would roll my eyes at the sheer lack of business acumen. Then I would sink into a lingering melancholic slump, spending the rest of my days torturing myself with games that aren't quite as good as the Elder Scrolls.

» Sat May 28, 2011 2:52 pm

In your scenario, I have to assume that the reason TESV is never being made is due to them taking the series online as a TES MMO. In that event, I would probably hold my nose and try it while hoping for the best.

If it failed to impress me, I would then start emailing Bethesda and asking them to make an open world pirate game with modern graphics and physics rendering.

If they ignored me I would find a way to buy some of their privately held stock and force them to do my bidding.

» Sat May 28, 2011 9:18 am

I would be be pissed and cuss "helvetes j?vl?r" and then take out my anger with a hard workout while continuing being dissapointed for several days/weeks

.

» Sat May 28, 2011 8:21 pm

Probably just say "Oh well." and play something else.

» Sat May 28, 2011 2:28 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWaLxFIVX1s

» Sat May 28, 2011 1:10 pm

I'd drink alot of vodka and rant but then I would play the TES MMO inevitably announced shortly after.

» Sat May 28, 2011 5:53 pm

I would form a coup with a Columbian drug-lord to overthrow the government of Uruguay. Once in power I would export all of their bananas and coffee beans to Britain at 1/2 the cost they normally would pay (essentially ruining the economy of Uruguay). Britain will have become completely dependent upon my cheap banana and coffee prices and send humanitarian aid to assist my impoverished people.

I will use the aid from Britain and my Columbian ties along with the Uruguayan Special Forces Elite Military Squad (USFEMS) to lay siege upon Panama where we will then hijack the Panama Canol and only allow countries who purchase bananas and coffee beans from Uruguay to pass through. This will entice other countries to purchase bananas and coffee beans from Uruguay, and the economy will stabilize. Britain will have stopped sending aid once they realized that Pablo (the Columbian drug lord) and I have taken the Canol.

Now that I will have control over the north american trade route essential for shipping lanes, I will help Pablo expand his drug-empire by allowing only his clients and those purchasing bananas and coffee beans from Uruguay through.

Pablo will pay me off so that he can run the canol and his empire.

I will use my government toppling trade embargo drug money to purchase the TES IP from Zenimax... and then I will trade it to the People's New Republic of Uruguay for one crate of bananas and one sack of coffee beans.

Ricardo Montellado will make TESV. It will take place in Omaha, Nebraska. It will have 4 quests and one race. It will be released only in Italy and be playable only on the Atari 2600.

And so TES will fade into history as the most devastating and shameful end to a video game series-- entertainment of all time!

» Sat May 28, 2011 11:21 am

-snip-

I seem to suddenly want TEV to not be announced!

» Sat May 28, 2011 4:58 pm

I would form a coup with a Columbian drug-lord to overthrow the government of Uruguay. Once in power I would export all of their bananas and coffee beans to Britain at 1/2 the cost they normally would pay (essentially ruining the economy of Uruguay). Britain will have become completely dependent upon my cheap banana and coffee prices and send humanitarian aid to assist my impoverished people.

I will use the aid from Britain and my Columbian ties along with the Uruguayan Special Forces Elite Military Squad (USFEMS) to lay siege upon Panama where we will then hijack the Panama Canol and only allow countries who purchase bananas and coffee beans from Uruguay to pass through. This will entice other countries to purchase bananas and coffee beans from Uruguay, and the economy will stabilize. Britain will have stopped sending aid once they realized that Pablo (the Columbian drug lord) and I have taken the Canol.

Now that I will have control over the north american trade route essential for shipping lanes, I will help Pablo expand his drug-empire by allowing only his clients and those purchasing bananas and coffee beans from Uruguay through.

Pablo will pay me off so that he can run the canol and his empire.

I will use my government toppling trade embargo drug money to purchase the TES IP from Zenimax... and then I will trade it to the People's New Republic of Uruguay for one crate of bananas and one sack of coffee beans.

Ricardo Montellado will make TESV. It will take place in Omaha, Nebraska. It will have 4 quests and one race. It will be released only in Italy and be playable only on the Atari 2600.

And so TES will fade into history as the most devastating and shameful end to a video game series-- entertainment of all time!

This is the most epic fail I have ever read, its so failing in so many epic ways. It's an EPIC WIN!!! :cookie:

» Sat May 28, 2011 5:20 am

Can someone please confirm if that thread stating that the new Elder Scrolls game will be called "The Elder Scrolls V: Alinor"?

» Sat May 28, 2011 12:52 pm

Can someone please confirm if that thread stating that the new Elder Scrolls game will be called "The Elder Scrolls V: Alinor"?

April Fools joke, so no.

» Sat May 28, 2011 12:05 pm

Not to sound to overdramatic, but I'd probably send a very angry letter to Bethesda, voicing my anger over the end of the series. I have to many good memories of Morrowind/Daggerfall when I was young, and oblivion was good too.