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Post » Fri Aug 20, 2010 11:57 am

Yes, have nightmares about a barbed, Khajiit schlong. :rofl:

I think my brain will probably combine all the things from the TES-series that give me nightmares and I'll wake up screaming tonight... Draugr with barbed pencses, anyone?
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Veronica Flores
 
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Post » Fri Aug 20, 2010 9:57 am

I think my brain will probably combine all the things from the TES-series that give me nightmares and I'll wake up screaming tonight... Adoring Fan with barbed pencses, anyone?


fix'd.

Additional horror. :D
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glot
 
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Post » Fri Aug 20, 2010 11:18 am

By Azura, that was painful to picture :(
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Anna Krzyzanowska
 
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Post » Fri Aug 20, 2010 11:16 am

By Azura, that was painful to picture :(


Hey, halloweens coming up. What kind of a functioning member of society would I be if I didn't freak you out? :P
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N Only WhiTe girl
 
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Post » Fri Aug 20, 2010 1:34 pm

fix'd.

Additional horror. :D

Thank you for the beautiful mental image. I feel like pouring bleach in my brain just to get rid of the picture in there right now. ICK! :blink:
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Rachie Stout
 
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Post » Fri Aug 20, 2010 1:29 pm

Okay, wow. I just derailed the thread so badly. Sorry Sirius! :sad:

:P
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RObert loVes MOmmy
 
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Post » Fri Aug 20, 2010 2:39 pm

how can someone feel 'both nausea and a hot burning desire"?

thx for the info, HA. that was most educationalist literariness.

when possible, my character will write similar sort of stories - not with khajiits, argonians or orcs though...
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James Potter
 
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Post » Fri Aug 20, 2010 12:24 pm

when possible, my character will write similar sort of stories - not with khajiits, argonians or orcs though...

Argonians and orcs would be interesting though! Why please the masses, when you can appeal to more singular peoples' attractions?

... wow, the mental images just got worse.
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Dragonz Dancer
 
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Post » Fri Aug 20, 2010 10:22 am

Orcs and Argonians are soo 2009...

Imagine a Sload
...

...nightmares will never be the same again.
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FABIAN RUIZ
 
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Post » Fri Aug 20, 2010 3:52 am

I think I could get jiggy with an Argonian. You guys ever read the full, uncensored version of the "Lusty Argonian Maid"? she's a freak!
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NO suckers In Here
 
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Post » Fri Aug 20, 2010 1:15 pm

I think I could get jiggy with an Argonian. You guys ever read the full, uncensored version of the "Lusty Argonian Maid"? she's a freak!


Where did you find a "full, uncensored" copy of the Lusty Argonian Maid? :drool:
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Laura Cartwright
 
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Post » Fri Aug 20, 2010 5:07 pm

Where did you find a "full, uncensored" copy of the Lusty Argonian Maid? :drool:


http://www.tesnexus.com/downloads/file.php?id=29167

It's basically a porm novel.
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Post » Fri Aug 20, 2010 7:05 pm

Man, what can't you get mods for these days?
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Post » Fri Aug 20, 2010 2:32 pm

Man, what can't you get mods for these days?


A mod that announces when TES:V will release.
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