What follows is my elite Skyrim review.

I've played almost non-stop since release. I've taken only the occasional break to go to the bathroom or eat whatever food my mom brings to me in my basemant/room. For weeks, I've lived and breathed Skyrim, as if it were my real life. I've played through the game several times on over a dozen different characters. Having finished hundreds of hours of Skyrim, I took a deep breath and considered the experience. Verdict: Skyrim sux. But just to make sure, I've decided to continue playing another few hundred hours.