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» Wed Feb 02, 2011 12:00 am
I was very disappointed when I found out TES gave into the stupid cliche that elves live longer than men.
Given all the other, more annoying race cliches TES avoids/subverts complaining about elves living longer than men is really petty.
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Carlitos Avila - Posts: 3438
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» Wed Feb 02, 2011 1:54 am
Yeah, from a lore standpoint TES actually has the coolest elves ever.
Altmer: Purity-obsessed haughty magicians who in ages past murdered most of their own children for being "impure."
Bosmer: Carnivores and cannibals who would kill a man before they would trim branches from a tree.
Dunmer: hardcoe xenophobes, religious fanatics, and traditionalists. Plus, they live above ground, sound like they gargle gravel every day ([censored] you Oblivion Dunmeri), and don't have any irritating dual-wielding rangers in their race.
Maormer: The Fremen from Dune, but with sea serpents instead of sandworms.
Orsimer: ORCS!
Dwemer: "Dwarves;" agnostic bearded artificers who use bizarre steam technology interwoven with magic and divine metaphysics, who in an attempted apotheosis mysteriously disappeared.
Altmer: Purity-obsessed haughty magicians who in ages past murdered most of their own children for being "impure."
Bosmer: Carnivores and cannibals who would kill a man before they would trim branches from a tree.
Dunmer: hardcoe xenophobes, religious fanatics, and traditionalists. Plus, they live above ground, sound like they gargle gravel every day ([censored] you Oblivion Dunmeri), and don't have any irritating dual-wielding rangers in their race.
Maormer: The Fremen from Dune, but with sea serpents instead of sandworms.
Orsimer: ORCS!
Dwemer: "Dwarves;" agnostic bearded artificers who use bizarre steam technology interwoven with magic and divine metaphysics, who in an attempted apotheosis mysteriously disappeared.
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Kayleigh Williams - Posts: 3397
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» Tue Feb 01, 2011 9:15 pm
Yeah, from a lore standpoint TES actually has the coolest elves ever.
Aldmer-The original elves. Not much is known about them.
Altmer: Purity-obsessed haughty magicians who in ages past murdered most of their own children for being "impure."
Bosmer: Carnivores and cannibals who would kill a man before they would trim branches from a tree.
Dunmer: hardcoe xenophobes, religious fanatics, and traditionalists. Plus, they live above ground, sound like they gargle gravel every day ([censored] you Oblivion Dunmeri), and don't have any irritating dual-wielding rangers in their race.
Falmer-The snow elves which the Nords destroyed when they took over Skyrim. Even their ruins but their might be a few left looking for revenge...
Maormer: The Fremen from Dune, but with sea serpents instead of sandworms.
Orsimer: ORCS!
Dwemer: "Dwarves;" agnostic bearded artificers who use bizarre steam technology interwoven with magic and divine metaphysics, who in an attempted apotheosis mysteriously disappeared.
Aldmer-The original elves. Not much is known about them.
Altmer: Purity-obsessed haughty magicians who in ages past murdered most of their own children for being "impure."
Bosmer: Carnivores and cannibals who would kill a man before they would trim branches from a tree.
Dunmer: hardcoe xenophobes, religious fanatics, and traditionalists. Plus, they live above ground, sound like they gargle gravel every day ([censored] you Oblivion Dunmeri), and don't have any irritating dual-wielding rangers in their race.
Falmer-The snow elves which the Nords destroyed when they took over Skyrim. Even their ruins but their might be a few left looking for revenge...
Maormer: The Fremen from Dune, but with sea serpents instead of sandworms.
Orsimer: ORCS!
Dwemer: "Dwarves;" agnostic bearded artificers who use bizarre steam technology interwoven with magic and divine metaphysics, who in an attempted apotheosis mysteriously disappeared.
You forgot the Falmer and Aldmer I added them for you. I just got an idea for the next MQ if it takes place in Skyrim!
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darnell waddington - Posts: 3448
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