This thread almost invited mockery from the start,

but in its cheerfulness it is strangely compelling...

I'm cool with that honestly lol mockery and criticism is a good sign because it lets you know you're on the right path, you know? In fact, often times the angsty and insulting behaviour they throw at you shows that you are doing well in life or that you’re making them feel guilty about themselves in some way as they may not stack up to you or may stack up to you but are still not happy in some way. If that wasn't the fact, they likely would not bother with you! It is that you are a threat to them somehow or a reminder of their shortcomings that propels them to try to hurt you with big bad internet words.


Take fellow forum warrior "PenGun" for example. He immediately Googled me, found my Twitter..likely combed over it and assessed the fact I'm not some loser living in his mom's basemant as he expected me to be and I don't need to "get a girlfriend" and "get a life" because my Twitter is plastered with my fiance lol


So who knows his story...he'll never admit it. He might be someone who's ass I owned in Dust 514. He might have seen my somewhere at some time, he might have heard my song on YouTube and said it svcks. He might have learned from Googling me that that song bought my house...who knows? He might not even know of me and just thinks I'm some loser nerd and that's cool with me lol


I'm aces brother...and I'm glad you find this thread oddly compelling

p.s. SofaJockey is a cool ass screen name dude, +2pts

My name isn't as cool as SofaJockey. Honestly, I'm just lucky I managed to spell 'Kvatch' correctly.

Can i haz ur fishystick?

Lol, I take it everyone has realized this is a brag topic by OP?

There's even a scoring system for your name now.

So I looked at his twitter I still dont get who this guy is? Is he a E gamer of some sort?

Lol don't worry about it he's nobody

That sounds right about in line with what the OP did.

I once sent a nasty drunken email to Wendys about serving raw fries....guess they didn't get it because they still serve undercooked fries.

I used to play horseshoes for hours in Red Dead Redemption. iirc you could cheat at poker in RDR.

Heh, reading about that fight club made me think of Street Fighter/Mortal Kombat.


In the left corner, BOS Knight in Power Armor. In the right corner, Super Mutant. Other fighters: psychotic Raider, prototype-synth and a mysterious Chinese female in oddly revealing clothing (yes, fighting against a guy in Power Armor).


"Sure, some of us are trying to exterminate each other, but that doesn't stop us fighting for the championship."




Nice.




But what if he was somebody? Would we then have to worry?

This guy sure likes to spam information about himself on this here game forum rofl...

Tell me, are you a vegan too? -snort-

You always and should worry if it's somebody