Doors, I've never learned how to use those, so I usually just throw myself at it until it breaks.

Pfft, of course I do, but while they are out there hating me for not conforming to their opinions, I'm just here sleeping peacefully.

Besides French Canadians, no not really.

Oh sure. We avoid each other though, so it's no big deal.

Active hating can be toxic to you. Inactive hating, that's a whole nother story.

Ladies from the dean's office.

Luckily I don't. Just friendly rivalries in sports, favorite bands, politics, things of this sort.

You should have made up with the good friend by dating/sleeping with him. It's not gay if the balls aren't touching.

I'll try to seduce him the next time I see him.