Tried a classic JAHO on a girl I liked.
Turned out she had a boyfriend.
That boyfriend was a good friend of mine.
We're not such good friends anymore.
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We parted on bad terms. Our mutual friends would consider us to be arch-enemies. I haven't spoken to him in 7 years. I'm pretty sure he's not dating that girl anymore either.
Im sure at least 50% of people have their work bosses as their enemies
We're not all that bad.
On topic: I do have an archnemesis.
Pessimistic people that feel sorry for themselves all the time.
People that baby the above.
Any of my competition in the Digital Media Production field that is holding me down.
Colonel Martyr.
Whoever stands in my way.
Years ago, there was a kid in school who threw a jagged piece of wood at me. I'm still waiting for a chance to get revenge.
I used to have a lot of firends. But then I decided i didn't like being successful, so I stopped. And they decided they were not my friends, and http://youtu.be/_MuVLys5VNk
yes. The bananaman
I do have a short list of people whose lives I will make as miserable as humanly possible if i ever come with in the power to do so.
EDIT: Also Colonel Martyr
JAHO: Just Ask Her Out. It's our answer to any relationship based threads in our community discussion.
The common cockroach. They know they terrify me but they keep coming.
Depressing/Negative people that always feel sorry for themselves when nothing is actually wrong in their life.
Attention seekers
Anyone that is voting Yes in the Scottish referendum and can't tell me why, or has a deluded outlook of he future and is simply doing it because they're anti-English/Tories. Ones that are informed and doing research and voting Yes, fair enough.
My manager and his boss.
A boy from my childhood, flung a glass bottle and hit me in the head. If I see him again, I will be putting him in hospital
My cheating ex girlfriend. It still has some burn, even after 7yrs
I have my boss down because well they're my boss and I'm not my own.
Most of my enemies are from my childhood. And I don't like it that some of them pop up in my store and still remember me and call me by name. I'm not the same kid anymore. If they try to "recreate" my past, their gonna end up in the hospital, instead of me running for my life.
Because spending most of her life helping/listening to people is a cancer to American society. Yeah.
I've never really had many enemies. I do consider American Oil Beetles enemies, though.