» Fri Feb 04, 2011 9:51 am
In Skyrim, you play the bastard child of Uriel Septim and a dragon (you can be any race because of the magical nature of dragons). Not just any dragon, but that really fearsome one (you know the one I mean). This fact is not revealed to you until the climix, when you learn that your dragon-mother has kidnapped your notsodragon-father, and it's up to you and your dragon shouts to find him (I'm looking for my father, middle-aged guy, maybe you've seen him?). During the ending, you have to defeat your mother in not-so-mortal combat. You succeed, but she amalgamates her essence with that of Uriel Septim and transforms into an even greater, sixless dragon of nearly limitless power. She kills you, but not really. Instead, your soul ends up in limbo and you must choose between your draconian gifts, or the divine power offered to you by the gods before you can clamber back into reality and slay your own mother/father. Naturally, this brings peace to the land, and you'll see Nords breaking bread with Dunmer and whatnot.
tl;dr: I was bored so I made up a fake plotline, borrowing tropes heavily from other games, movies, and books.