Epic Game Thread : Crysis

» Thu Dec 31, 2009 9:17 am

Make fun of the current condition of crysis 2 with a quote from a video game

example :

im here to sell some games and support dx11..and im all out of dx11.

» Thu Dec 31, 2009 4:43 am

Gordon Freemans thoughts on this thread:

» Thu Dec 31, 2009 1:01 pm

Gordon Freemans thoughts on this thread:

good one :p

» Wed Dec 30, 2009 10:13 pm

I don't know whether I was right or wrong...I guess I'll never know...But I made it and I guess I should be thankful for that.

-Cryte....Marked One

» Wed Dec 30, 2009 11:25 pm

WTHFS?

» Thu Dec 31, 2009 2:00 pm

Epic game indeed,if it would actually work properly.

» Thu Dec 31, 2009 2:20 pm

This community on the current situation:

"I'm gonna beat you like a bad step-child."

Blood = most underrated games ever.

» Wed Dec 30, 2009 9:52 pm

"But the Directx11 support is in another castle!"

» Thu Dec 31, 2009 3:37 am

The situation is FUBAR.

-Profit

» Thu Dec 31, 2009 12:19 pm

“Didn’t we have some fun though? Remember when the game was going on multiple platforms and I said ‘Goodbye’ and you were like ‘NO WAY!’ and then I was all ‘We pretended we were going to support you’ ? That was great."

-Portal (for those who didn't know)

» Thu Dec 31, 2009 1:04 pm

Directx11 is a lie

» Thu Dec 31, 2009 3:13 am

[Cake reference]

» Thu Dec 31, 2009 5:12 am

I am Dice's Design Director, and I'm here to ask you a question. Is a man not entitled to A better looking PC Game? 'No!' says the Man that owns a Console, 'We should all have the same graphics.' 'No!' says the man in the Crytek's development team, 'Because PC games get pirated anyways' 'No!' says the Man that owns EA, 'It doesnt make enough profits.'

I rejected those answers; instead, I chose something different. I chose the impossible. I chose... Battlefield 3, a Game where the Developers would not fear the Thread of Piracy, where the Artists would not be bound by petty morality, Where the Superiour Hardware would not be constrained by the Inferior! And with All of Directx11 Features, Battlefield 3 can be the Best looking Game of All Time.

» Wed Dec 30, 2009 11:43 pm

I am Dice's Design Director, and I'm here to ask you a question. Is a man not entitled to A better looking PC Game? 'No!' says the Man that owns a Console, 'We should all have the same graphics.' 'No!' says the man in the Crytek's development team, 'Because PC games get pirated anyways' 'No!' says the Man that owns EA, 'It doesnt make enough profits.'

I rejected those answers; instead, I chose something different. I chose the impossible. I chose... Battlefield 3, a Game where the Developers would not fear the Thread of Piracy, where the Artists would not be bound by petty morality, Where the Superiour Hardware would not be constrained by the Inferior! And with All of Directx11 Features, Battlefield 3 can be the Best looking Game of All Time.

Very Clever. Most have taken awhile to come up with though.

» Thu Dec 31, 2009 9:11 am

The Maximum Guy from first game intro:

- MAXIMUM........... FAIL...........

» Thu Dec 31, 2009 2:19 pm

"Marked One, what the hell!?" *boom*

» Thu Dec 31, 2009 4:11 am

I am Dice's Design Director, and I'm here to ask you a question. Is a man not entitled to A better looking PC Game? 'No!' says the Man that owns a Console, 'We should all have the same graphics.' 'No!' says the man in the Crytek's development team, 'Because PC games get pirated anyways' 'No!' says the Man that owns EA, 'It doesnt make enough profits.'

I rejected those answers; instead, I chose something different. I chose the impossible. I chose... Battlefield 3, a Game where the Developers would not fear the Thread of Piracy, where the Artists would not be bound by petty morality, Where the Superiour Hardware would not be constrained by the Inferior! And with All of Directx11 Features, Battlefield 3 can be the Best looking Game of All Time.

Very Clever. Most have taken awhile to come up with though.
not really

bioshock is one of my favorite games and i know that quote by heart

» Thu Dec 31, 2009 9:31 am

"I told you don't touch that darn thing!"
- Team Fortress 2 (Engineer)

» Thu Dec 31, 2009 2:42 am

I am Dice's Design Director, and I'm here to ask you a question. Is a man not entitled to A better looking PC Game? 'No!' says the Man that owns a Console, 'We should all have the same graphics.' 'No!' says the man in the Crytek's development team, 'Because PC games get pirated anyways' 'No!' says the Man that owns EA, 'It doesnt make enough profits.'

I rejected those answers; instead, I chose something different. I chose the impossible. I chose... Battlefield 3, a Game where the Developers would not fear the Thread of Piracy, where the Artists would not be bound by petty morality, Where the Superiour Hardware would not be constrained by the Inferior! And with All of Directx11 Features, Battlefield 3 can be the Best looking Game of All Time.

I can't wait until you gullible fools pop in Battlefield 3, realize it doesn't look kike the "promo movies" and the nerd rage starts all over again. BF3 is a console port...

» Wed Dec 30, 2009 9:48 pm

I can't wait until you gullible fools pop in Battlefield 3, realize it doesn't look kike the "promo movies" and the nerd rage starts all over again. BF3 is a console port...

Your moms a console port! (couldn't resist.)

Back on topic:

Players reaction to Crysis 2
"What are you, some bottom feeding, DX9 svcking, console port?"

» Thu Dec 31, 2009 12:34 am

"But the Directx11 support is in another castle!"LOL