» Tue Feb 01, 2011 6:22 pm
I'll start with my most epic moment in all my TES playing...
Tharectarn Greenscale was out swimming for pearls in the water near his home town Sayda Neen, when a swarm of slaughterfish left him with enough scales to call it a day, but with to little health to survive a single fish, so I sleept on a small island which only had a small tomb, after having picked all the mushrooms and killed the only mudcrab... but I awoke to get a dart thrown at me and as I turned around an assassin wearing black was upon me... still weak and left with little to no health I baricated myself inside the tomb and after having fully rested (it was now 6pm) I prepared to use the scrolls I had found on an old man who fell from the sky, I ran out the door, cast the scroll, then jumped... I landed far, far, away... I didn't want to chack my map as it would get wet... I was in water, deep, blue, water... I swam and suddenly night was upon me (I was playing with a homemade script which makes me slowly gain frost damage if I'm outside at night...) I felt my health slowly disapear as I saw land, and sadly, slaughterfish... I couldn't resist... all those pearls... more than my poor argonian had ever seen, I drank my only potion, fought of the slaughterfish, and gathered the pearls. As I got up from the water I saw towers... I opened my map and marked that I was at ebonheart... sadly I had left all my gold in a chest at my home, and had to trade all my pearls in for a trip to Sayda Neen, first thing I did when I arived was sell the few pearks and scales I had found in for some gold at the local trader, then I ate and went to sleep...''
My second-most epic moment was with Tharectarn Greenscales grandson (in OB) he is known simply as Axeman, after all he ended up in Cyrodill after using his axe in a bar-fight back on Vvardenfall...
My last war-axe was nearly broken, as I sneaked around outside an old imperial fort... I spotted a bandit carrying a dwarven war-axe, I poisoned my steel waraxe with damage fatigue 10 points for 17 sec (I was nearly run out of poisons), then I moved in for a sneak attack, I spilled the first blood... the damn cat didn't know what hit it. I dodged its attack by rolling, blocking, and jumping, before quickly re-poisoning my weapon and striking again... before I knew it we were up on the stairs, and the bandit got one big hit on me which lead to three more... I was nearly dead when we reached the top of the tower... the entire middle of the floor had aparently been destroyed ages ago... I blocked an attack pushing my oponent towards the edge... there I poisoned my axe with damage agility and dealt its last attack before it crumbled... my opponent fell down and landed on the cold dirt... before she got up I used one of my two only damage health poisons (I had hopped I could save it, but I knew I wouldn't be able to stand another meele attack) on an arrow (I had 5 in marksman) then shoot her before she got up... infact she never got up after the arrow hit her... I picked-open a chest, planing on afterwards retriving my new axe, then I could finally walk to the imperial city and buy me in on a inn and heal myself, but no... a dog destroyed my dreams... I saw it charging towards me, I had no other choice than to jump down hopping I'd land on the remains of a large pillar... I was lucky, from there I jumped down, picked up the axe, and just got it poisoned with my other damage health as the dog reached me... my attack didn't kill it, but my serpant spell did... I fell to the ground, and the dog dropped dead... I had won...