1. You have been asked by your spouse to cook dinner... Gladly accept consedering my love for cooking.

2. A door is malfunctioning, if you stop to fix it you will be late for baseball practice... Do my best to fix the door and explain to my coach that I was fixing the malfuctioning door.

3. Your grandmother has asked you to weed her garden when you are scheduled to meet other singles... Weed the Garden knowing it would be difficult for here to weed it herself. Afterwards explain that I was helping my Grandma.

4. The water in your sink tastes funny... Report it to the respectful person.

5. Your date asks you to perform unauthorized intercourse which could lead to an unauthorized pregnancy... Refuse, and explain that it is not the time.

6. A friend was caught stealing Stimpacks and Med-X, later they ask you to help hide their stolen medical equipment... Take the Medical Supplies and bring him to the Overseer.

7. You see a co worker stealing food... Explain to him that it is not right to steal food from the Vault and report him/her to the Overseer.

8. Radroaches have infested a neighbor's garden... Help my neighbour to the best of my abilites.

9. Your cousin has been saving up stimpacks and has distilled them into super stimpacks to get high... Take the distilled Stimpacks to the Overseer and report your Cousin.

if you wish to survive this adventure and take your characters on to others I don't mind at all. Escape from Vault Nine will conclude with the ending I have planned. Your fate is your choice in the end, however.

So was denken Sie von meiner Ziege?

You: The Career Counselor commends you for your exemplary behaviour as a student and offers you a choice between Vault Chaplin and Family Counselor. Even if you decide which one of these you want you are still currently not working. You have been given time to decide while your spouse goes back to work after the recent birth of your first born.

Vault Chaplin's duties include performing marriage, graduation, child birth, PIP boy birthday and funeral services. When someone needs confidential advice they come to you. This job is not yet available but you will be the assistant of the current Vault Chaplin which means assisting in ceremonies and keeping the current Vault Chaplin's schedule and filling in for him when needed.

Family Counselor's duties include scheduling and authorizing intercourse for married couples. Seeing married couples for counseling and interviewing thier children. You are also responsible for the psychological needs of Vaulty Niner citizens. Paperwork includes filing marriage, pregnancy and adoption (when needed) papers for consideration by the Overseer. Sometimes you are asked to interview couples who are dating and wish to be engaged. Your offices are located on the first floor in the comon area.

Family/Dating: Married/One child.

Living Quarters: Three Bedrooms first class large garden in the second floor living area.

Hmm... I choose the second one.

right thats fine. you haven't actually began work yet at the time the game begins but have decided to tell the Career Counselor that you will take the job of Family Counselor which will make Ms. Carey very happy to hear.

Hey, Goris could you elaborate on each level of the vault. It would nice to know where the cafeteria and other vital locations are.

I added a brief directory. Note that there are multiple stairs, elevators, crawlspaces and hallways joing all these places giving players a slight advantage as they are more familiar with the unique layout first person while invading Enclave are relying on Vault-Tec blueprints for a similar vault layout.

Ok, thanks that helps a lot.

I do say I love the open-ended GOAT test in the application

Name: Anton Kovalevsky
Age: 18
Race: Caucasian
Appearance: 6'1, average body size, mullet hairstyle and handlebar moustache (svck it haters). Dark brown hair.
Clothes Vault: Jumpsuit undone and tied down to the waist with white shirt underneath.
Personality: Quizzical, reserved and patient. Not one for anger or quick solutions.
History: - - - Not until GOAT results - - -

GOAT Answers:

1. You have been asked by your spouse to cook dinner...You oblige, creating the most bland food available.
2. A door is malfunctioning, if you stop to fix it you will be late for baseball practice...You believe the long-term maintenance of the vault and its equipment will always be more important than sports; you fix the door and report the incident to the Overseer and head of maintenance.
3. Your grandmother has asked you to weed her garden when you are scheduled to meet other singles...You fashion a weed killer out of denatured ethanol, lead piping, compressed air and a spot welder.
4. the water in your sink tastes funny...You remove and inspect the plumbing leading into your room, clear if possible but report to the Overseer if the problem lies elsewhere in the Vault.
5. your date asks you to perform unauthorized intercourse which could lead to an unauthorized pregnancy...You respectfully decline her offer.
6. a friend was caught stealing stimpacks and med x, later they ask you to help hide their stolen medical equipment...You dismantle the equipment and take it back down to storage; deposit in an appropriate area to await re-use.
7. You see a co worker stealing food...You remind him of the effects misproportionate food allocation has on Vault supplies and the logistical challenges it presents.
8. radroaches have infested a neighbor's garden...You use the weed killer you fashioned for your grandmother as a handy pest control device.
9. your cousin has been saving up stimpacks and has distilled them into super stimpacks to get high...hide or dismantle the distillation equipment, after all - you wouldn't want your handywork taken by Vault Security as evidence.

Anton Kovelevsky: The Career Counselor has assigned you the job of being a Machine Shop Consultant. While this job means sitting at a desk it also allows you to work with nearly everything: spare parts, repairs, some plumbing and even the occasional electronics. You are expected to research and be knowledgeable in all the technical fields of Vaulty Niner's technological needs while you sit at your desk in the machine shop on level three 'storage and maintenance'. Some of your duties include teaching also.

Dating/Family: Single/frequently requested as a date by single females

Living Quarters: One Bedroom second class medium garden. Two or Three bedroom first class to be issued once married.

Name: Ryan Dowling

Age: 26

Race: White

Appearance: Ryan is 6' 1", and weighs 200 pounds, he is a large man, and very athletic, he has a stereotypical 50's haircut and looks the the part. Ryan has grey-blue piercing eyes, and a strong, jutted jaw.

Personality: He is laid back, but only because he knows that no one in the vault will mess with him. He is a leader, which made him the perfect captain of the baseball team when he was in high school, Ryan jokes a lot, but knows when to be serious.

((OOC: I would like to be vault security, but I like the jobs you have been coming up with, whatever you want is cool.))

1. You have been asked by your spouse to cook dinner...

I would tell her that I was very busy with my work, and that it is the woman's job to take care of the household.

2. A door is malfunctioning, if you stop to fix it you will be late for baseball practice...

I was the captain! I'm always there an hour before the game starts, to get my boys ready!

3. Your grandmother has asked you to weed her garden when you are scheduled to meet other singles...

I might as well be nice to my grandma, she won't be around for longer, singles can wait.

4. The water in your sink tastes funny...

Call The maintenance man.

5. Your date asks you to perform unauthorized intercourse which could lead to an unauthorized pregnancy...

Don't let her get pass 3rd base.

6. a friend was caught stealing stimpacks and med x, later they ask you to help hide their stolen medical equipment...

Take the stolen goods back, and return them to the doctor without anyone seeing, helping my friend out.

7. You see a co worker stealing food...

Stop him, and pay for the food yourself.

8. radroaches have infested a neighbor's garden...

Call Vault Security, then help them exterminate the radroaches alongside them.

9. your cousin has been saving up stimpacks and has distilled them into super stimpacks to get high...

Take the drugs, and send him to therapy, its for his own good.

Ryan Dowling: the Career Counselor has assigned you to be a Kindergarten Teacher. Your responsibilities include teaching children, supervising them on the playground and making sure they are properly taken care of during the day. Your classroom is located in the school on level one 'common area'.

Family/Dating: Married/no children yet

Living quarters: Two Bedroom second class medium garden. This is located on Level Two 'living area'.

Haha! That cracks me up, that will be a fun roleplay for me.

I'm so very much looking forward to this! I've also notified a friend of mine who would be interested :wink_smile:

I will be starting this tomorrow. We already have enough players but one or two more wouldn't hurt.

1. You have been asked by your spouse to cook dinner...
I only know how to cook one thing, Steak. I hope she likes it well done.

2. A door is malfunctioning, if you stop to fix it you will be late for baseball practice...
I hate baseball, I'll fiddle with the door hopefully not just making the problem worse

3. Your grandmother has asked you to weed her garden when you are scheduled to meet other singles...
Only have one grandmother, I'll see if I can delay the date. If my date isn't okay with waiting so I can help out my grandmother I don't need to date her

4. the water in your sink tastes funny...
Put in a Repair Request and go to a neighbor for drinking water...maybe ask if I can use their shower too if it REALLY smells funny

5. your date asks you to perform unauthorized intercourse which could lead to an unauthorized pregnancy...
Well.....there is other stuff we could do that wouldn't lead to such unauthorized pregnancies...I'm just saying...

6. a friend was caught stealing stimpacks and med x, later they ask you to help hide their stolen medical equipment...
My friend has already been caught so the authorities will probably suspect him of having the stolen goods. I'll report him, stimpacks and med x are important for the infirmary anyway.

7. You see a co worker stealing food...
I'll take it from him and tell him to smarten up

8. radroaches have infested a neighbor's garden...
I step on them with a Vengeance

9. your cousin has been saving up stimpacks and has distilled them into super stimpacks to get high...
My cousin is evidently a moron. I'll talk with a counselor and try to get him help. Vault Intervention...we're here because we love you.

You: The Career Couselor has assigned you to be a Doctor. Your job includes check ups, physicals, diagnosing illness and advising the Family Couselor of fertility and bio rythms. Your Doctor's office is located on Level One.

Dating/Family: Married/two children

Living Quarters: Three Bedroom first class w. a huge garden. Living Quarters are located on Level Two

Hey can I re-do the GOAT? Just to see what I would get?

No.. NO!!! I wanted to be the Liam Neeson with two Lone Wanderer children!!!!!!

Name: River Ingman

Race/six: cacasian, male

Apperance: around the six foot region, dirty blonde hair swished to the side, Athletic build.

Age: 17

1. You have been asked by your spouse to cook dinner...
Get some cerial from the cuboard and set it on the table

2. A door is malfunctioning, if you stop to fix it you will be late for baseball practice...
Help fix the door, tell the coach why Im late he will understand

3. Your grandmother has asked you to weed her garden when you are scheduled to meet other singles...
Weed as fast as I can and run to my destination hen im done.

4. the water in your sink tastes funny...
Look at the water and see the source of the taste

5. your date asks you to perform unauthorized intercourse which could lead to an unauthorized pregnancy...
Refuse and say Im saving myself for marrige

6. a friend was caught stealing stimpacks and med x, later they ask you to help hide their stolen medical equipment...
I would tell him another place to put it thats no ware near my room, cant be caught with that stuff

7. You see a co worker stealing food...
I wouldTake the food from him and smash it in his face, and tell him to run around the work area with it still on him. He was probley a jerk.

8. radroaches have infested a neighbor's garden...
Stop on them and despose the bodys and be on my way

9. your cousin has been saving up stimpacks and has distilled them into super stimpacks to get high...
Break the stmpacks and tell him to do somthing better with his life

So since people have to come to me in order to have six, that means I am in control of all the RPers six lives? HAHAHAHAAHAHA!!! And that also means I can authorize myself to have the sixxez with my wife

What if there aren't female RPers to be wives? Do we just make a second sheet or something? But wouldn't that mean everyone would make a gorgeous babe with little to no clothes?

That's a scary thought.

Unfortunately for me, I'm not even allowed to be married. Yeah, that svcks...

Oh yeah, if your starting this tomorrow evening as it's Mother's Day. Plus I have a Bio and Art project to finish, so I might not be on until six, nine for most of you.

I get marriage but I have to be watched by a chaperone on a date and need permission for a kid. Damn it all..