Ok well this is going to be very awkward on so many levels....

So lets say none of my friends are planning to get the game on PC, and I got the Imperial Edition mainly for the mount...

Where am I going to find single ladies during the 5 day early access?

I'm sure I'm not alone out here,

Ladies, meet me at the local pub on launch?

Wow.

What the... what?

Ask M'aiq for advice about dating.

...you don't have to be lonely at "Elder Scrolls" Only dot com...

This may be awkward but I'm gonna be awkward.

"M'aiq knows much and tell some"

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If the OP is a female and wants to play with females, it will not be as "wow" or "wtf"

In for all the males making female characters to receive free stuff from desperate men.

You're right. This is really awkward.

I'll be making a female character, feel free to buy me drinks, that's as far as you'll get though.

Looking for a maid. Preferably Argonian. Must be good at polishing spears and baking bread.

Why do you think I put this avatar up?

To pick up chicks....

Oh, I bet some people will take that the wrong way. Just putting it out there.

Like female Khajiits or female Argonains better?

I found a youtube clip of you http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mterbJHhBjE

Awkward!!

What about the mistress? Won't she walk in?

Show them you're a musician. Playing the lute on the corner of a street always draws some attention.

I don't think it's weird. A LOT of people online date these days and it's pretty socially accepted and normal at this point.

I know some people that have had failed relationships from online dating (better than nothing!) and people that are still together after meeting through an online medium.

You could probably go a different way about it though. Have the communities discussed unofficial social hubs yet for each faction? I would start looking there

Will you ESO with me, baby? I want to ESO with you all....night....long!

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The only people you'll meet at the local pub are other lonely men drowning their sorrows after they realized that most of lovely Bosmer ladies are men behind the screen. I suggest you disregard females and form a band of brothers.

Sorry, ESO is not a poor mans Match.com last time I checked. The character creator doesn't add enough rotund midsections selections to accurately pass as a profile picture for some. But if they add housing I am sure some people could find a way to design the interior to resemble the current basemant they reside in, time will tell. And in lifting the skirt of that pretty dunmer you may find a few surprises that you didn't expect.

I feel like this is appropriate here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urNyg1ftMIU

I bet a weee bit of this has to do with the rings of mara. A few folks might think twice about a bro-mance even for a nice exp buff.