I sent a small boulder rolling into the local orphanage... Oh... in game... gotcha... I shot that ass in Megaton.

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Teach me how to reach this level of evilness. I want to learn!

To quote Nikki Read from Mini's First Time: "It wasn't easy believe me. But with desire, focus, and the willingness to treat any obstacle as an opportunity it's amazing what you can accomplish".

Ironically I got good karma for doing this. The universe is weird isn't it?

Ah yes...

Warning: over-encumbrance causes side-effects such as decelerated movement, fatigue, inability of teleportation, and spontaneous self-destruction.

Me and my Enclave army broke into the citadel today and spared no one :gun: There were missile strikes and vertibirds flying everwhere...along with dead Brotherhood soldiers..

Once Elder Lyons and and Sarah were captured I coldy shot them both in the head with a plasma pistol. (not so essential now are ya sarah!)

I then proceded to adams airforce base where we all gathered together to sing "Battle hymn of the republic" and listen to president eden and then blew up the citadel with an orbital stike.... :foodndrink:

ahh thank you enclave commander (and numerous other little mods) for allowing me to realise my dream of victory for the Enclave.. :tops:

went to the mall, then headed over to the Museum of History to do some trading and hire Charon, then went to the museum of technology to finish three Dogs quest...Now I'm off to finish off three Dog :woot:

EDIT: http://img530.imageshack.us/img530/7798/screenshot4q.png

So you can only do all of this with only mods? I was wondering because ive heard about being able to blow up the citedel and wondered at what point in the game should i revert back to?(earlyer save) So i can blow up the citedel?

And the fingers in the Bathtub is comming along really nice so far. Its creepy though. The fingers still move a little bit . :unsure:

Yes, for the most part all of that was a result of mods (enclave commander, a no essential npc mod etc.) but the blowing up the citadel thing was a bit tricky. I actually got into adams airforce base before broken steel even "offically started" (through the use of the "unlock" and "activate" console commands). Since I also made a small mod that made be friendly to the enclave, I simply walked up to the terminal in the mobile base crawler and targeted the citadel. Surprising it worked, and I got evil karma (although unfortunately since for some reason you cant only target the citadel it would have blown up the mobile base too but I dont think theres anyway around that... :shrug:

Today I got tired of those Outcast jerk-offs telling me to go bang rocks. So I did.... across their skulls.

Ok... so I didn't actually use rocks. Never the less their brains were splattered everywhere. ^_^

Haha yeah I do that all the time..I get really annoyed by their haughty "holier than thou" attitude when they have no reason to talk smack..

Outcast Patrol: Hey look here's some of the local wildlife...

Me (in full Hellfire Armor wielding a plasma rifle and backed up by Enclave troops with gatling lasers and gauss rifles): Uh..Excuse Me??

Outcast Patrol: Should't you be banging rocks together or something?

Me: THATS IT!! GET EM! :gun:

(Outcast Patrol is wiped out in seconds)

It would be awesome if the Outcasts would recognize when you are high-tech and respect you accordingly

Edit: I deleted this post because Holy Assassin pointed out to me how offensive I was. I'm really sorry if I offended anybody with it.

Decimated the Brotherhood Outcasts.

Put a slave collar on Arkansas and sent him to his bright new future. I *never* get tired of mezzing that [censored].

Oh and I also killed Tammy, the abusive drunk mother in Rivet City.

"Ohhhh the Life of the Wife is ended by the Kniiife!"

oh in fallout 3 i killed an old lady and put her head in the toilet

i killed and old granny and put her head in the toilet

i live in a house in andale

As soon as I level up enough to get the cannibal perk I'm going to start decorating my kitchen in Tenpenny Tower with strange meat, strange meat pie, and a slice of human flesh on a cutting board. Maybe even some blood pack sauce.

nice my house is amazing i have like 75 percent of all the special stuff and beaten the game like 13 times love fallout!

yes thank you, and of course you are forgiven :foodndrink:

Thank you.

Well my character doesn't have the cannibal perk yet, but I decided to roleplay him as a cannibal anyway. I've gathered strange meat, strange meat pie, human flesh, and blood packs. I have the pre-war theme in my Tenpenny Suite so I placed two plates, sporks, butterknives, and cups on the coffe table and on the plates I placed one strange meat shishkebab and one strange meat pie. Now on the oven I have a big pot, a preassure cooker, and a cutting board with a knife and big spoon. I also have a pristine toaster and box of flour on the shelf part of the stove. On the chopping board I placed a slice of human flesh and in the pot I placed a bloodpack for my "special sauce".

I could write a cook book that would put Hannibal Lecter's recipes to shame.

wats with you and cannables lol or are you 1 for real lol

I almost walked into that one. No that would be wrong! You shouldn't eat humans... :whistling:

lol

It rubs the lotion on its skin! oo:

I drank the blood of a couple Raiders. Had to hose them down with some beer first to sterilize them. Now if only I could learn how to harvest one for a take-along snack.

ghouls you bring up a good point. How is it you can get a Cannibalism Perk, yet you can't harvest human flesh from dead humans like you can dog meat from dogs or ant meat from ants? :verymad: