The Telvanni seems to be meeting it's match with this servant girl. Please barmaiden. Do not take Taela's words as a means to belittle yours. You speak with such fire in your heart. It is...refreshing, especially from someone who does not dabble with obscure texts for a living, such as most of us.
The Nordic lass smiles to Taela, relaxing her grip on the table. "Ye honor me, Unofficial Officer; may ye always walk on warm sands,with sugar never far from your hand."
"What's this? Another Ashgnome who would sully Mannish council with his witchery? Are we doing godly work here Olodiil, or are we opening social club for Eastern-devils?"
Olodiil burries his head so deep in his hands that he seems to be trying to escape into the sleeves of his surplice. "Y'Augustness, pleeeease..." he groans.
The Nordic lass took a long, deep breath, fixing Olodiil with her bright blue eyes. "Honored Under-Secretary, away with such talk! Ye be the one to whom all here be obliged to show honor and respect, by the customs of civil discourse
and the laws of hospitality. But ye must show yeself in possession of your authority for it to matter."
"Your Grace, countrywoman, I be asking ye for peace," the barmaid continued, turning now to Yggrid with a swish of her golden hair. "In times past, when Nords faced the unlogic of knavish mer, we rightly answered lies with laughter, wetted the ground with false testimony drawn by words, not blades nor god-gifted breaths. When the time was right we showed our hands as armed to the teeth as our words, and we won honor for our wisdom in knowing when to wield which. So now, I pray ye, show these assembled worthies the quickness of your wit, ever the match for the quickness of your breath. By this way will you win honor, and draw tribute from your foes."
I knew this council's run of civil Nords would end soon. A shame, I was enjoying the idea of peace with an ancestral enemy.
"Worry not muthsera; some of us enjoy word war still, though a love of dealing hard knocks is no crime for the lusty," the barmaid smiled. "But we are measured by the worth of our enemies, are we not? Still, these be matters close to the heart of many a man and mer; one does not easily forget hard knocks given that one never got to answer in full measure."
Holding up her tray, the Nordic lass asked "But knocks can wait for another time, aye? What say ye all to another round of drinks, wet our throats for some more merry word war?"
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OOC: I am playing a Nordic woman who claims to represent the Bishop of Barmaids. I'm a bit over six feet tall, with long golden tresses reaching down to my ankles, worn free like a golden mantle, and my blue eyes are usually crinkled with mirth above my full, smiling lips. I'm dressed like a bar maid - albeit in old-fashioned Cyrodiilic style - and bear a large tray of drinks and finger foods, balanced casually on one hand.
Loranna