Fallout 4 Jokes and Puns and Pick-Up Lines : Fallout 4

» Fri Mar 18, 2016 12:26 am

I did it for Skyrim and now time for this, can be about ANYTHING, even that cat picture hanging on your wall next to the bag of Raider Hearts.

» Fri Mar 18, 2016 2:15 am

Elder Maxson, of the Overly Self-righteous Cult of Maxson, is a bigot.

Funny, right?

Seriously though, he totally is and I think that's hilarious!

Obvious Fallout puns would include "Deadclaw", "Preston Garbage" and, I dunno, "Feral Tools"?

» Thu Mar 17, 2016 2:57 pm

That is pure gold :]

» Fri Mar 18, 2016 5:08 am

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Preston.

Preston who?

There's a settlement that needs your help.

» Thu Mar 17, 2016 6:36 pm

"Oh shiiii-!!"

"He done got me again!"

» Thu Mar 17, 2016 4:14 pm

LOL

» Thu Mar 17, 2016 5:25 pm

Now THIS is my kind of thread.

What did the ghouls say to the glowing one?

Your rad

What goes up, but absolutely must come down?

Vertibirds

» Fri Mar 18, 2016 4:30 am

Hmm what's the best joke in the Fallout series?

I've got it, here it goes:

Fallout 3

Come get me boys :flamethrower:

I'm only joking...

» Thu Mar 17, 2016 5:12 pm

You're profile soiled your joke I'm afraid...

But it's still funny.

» Fri Mar 18, 2016 5:16 am

What do you call a group of Bethesda and Obsidian fans? A disagreement, ha! I think I'll stop now...

» Thu Mar 17, 2016 5:26 pm

When the fallout humor focuses on puns its truly a wasteland

We all have some deathflaws

I just get pistoff

Is there a Dom for every sub-machinegun

Why is everyone so damn frosty towards the ss

It's nothing to cryover

And that pip boy is pretty high vualtage

» Thu Mar 17, 2016 7:22 pm

The minutemen are casholes

Thre is no settlementality in prestons quests

Is power amor a more appropriate term for the suit we all love

Ever wonder about your companion weather decan or decant do something

The wastland is quite irradiated its glowing sea

» Fri Mar 18, 2016 1:40 am

Vertibird - ten thousand parts rotating at high velocity around an oil leak while waiting for structural failure.

Vertibird - aka the triple-threat. It can bomb you, strafe you, or fall on you.

Vertibird - doesn't really fly. Just so ugly that the Earth repels it.

» Thu Mar 17, 2016 8:14 pm

Ha, the only pickup line would actually be rather risque. Involving a talk about a certain fallout 4 song, jet and tickets.

Or, your beauty is like radiation, it makes me all warm inside. (If the women is an Atom worshiper you might have more luck)

» Fri Mar 18, 2016 5:39 am

The Classic:

Is that a Pip-Boy in your pants or are you just happy to see me?