The star has to be the guy from Spartacus: Blood and Sand. Tabitha the Supermutant would be John Travolta in a wig. Robert Downey Jr. would be the mentor Character. Archie from Rock N Rolla would be the villain. And Guy Ritchie would direct it. Produced by Eli Roth.
My kind of movie, replace John Travolta with Divine and I'm good. Actually all people from all Guy Ritchie films should be in it.
Chuck Norris for all roles....
Could you imagine Chuck as Tabitha or Lily... funny.
You know what would be super badass. Chuck Norris, Jack Bauer, Steven Seagal, Nick Nolte, Mickey Rourke, Jason Statham, Arnold, Jean Claude Van Dam, Bruce Willis, Nicholas Cage, Vinnie Jones, and Robert Downey Jr. Total badassness of all badassness. Feel free to add anyone I missed.