» Mon Oct 25, 2010 9:33 pm
-A surprising number of people throw away full cartons and packs of cigarettes. I guess they're trying to go cold turkey.
-Nobody else ever scavenges important things like medical equipment or ammunition.
-Soda never goes bad and vending machines will never give up, despite nuclear war, electromagnetic pulses, or a general lack of any source of electricity.
-You can't sleep in beds you don't own. Man, I've been doing it wrong all these years.
-Reading a magazine only makes you smarter for a minute. Reading a book makes you smarter forever. I'll never waste time reading magazines again.
-If you nail a board across your door, nobody will ever figure out how to get inside your house.
-Sleeping for an hour will make you feel right as rain, but sleep all day and you still feel like crap.
-Murdering a bad guy is fine, but taking their stuff is downright unthinkable.
-People have no sense of self preservation. I've got a knife, that guy has 15+ extremely dangerous looking guns on him. Well, I'd be stupid NOT to charge at him from across this vast empty area.
-Alcohol is good for you as long as you're with an alcoholic.