As those of you who have played Fallout 1 or Fallout 2 know, characters who are extremely adept or extremely inept at conversation will have some hilariously awesome dialogue options during conversation. There are a lot of good ones out there, and if you can remember any of them (even ones from Fallout 3), here is the place to do so, as that we may all bask in the warm glow of well-written dialogue.

My personal favorite dialogue moments are first from Fallout 1...


The Vault Dweller approaches a man wearing armor and equipped with a large machine gun and a scowl. There is a name tag on his chest that says, "Chris".

Chris (menacingly): Wadda you want?
Vault Dweller: A burger.

... and one from Fallout 2...


The Chosen One is in conversation with a cranky drugs/supplies dealer named Renesco "The Rocketman" in New Reno, during conversation Renesco says the following, opening up the line after that to the player.

Renesco: I sell drugs to the addicts around here, which is how I earned the idiotic appellation, "The Rocketman".
Chosen One: Rocket Man, eh? Like the line in the Elton John song, "Rocket Man, and I think it's gonna be a long, long time. Burnin' at the speed of mmmnfcmm"?
Renseco: (Looks at you like he is undressing you with his mind, then tearing you limb from limb)

Do you have any other lines of which you are particularly fond? Please tell me!

Aw man I really want to play FO1 and 2 but it's the getting used to playing it.

Oh I like the part where you tell him about your life in town. Also how you really ignore your quest and look through other peoples shelves, then comment on seeing some nice shelves in his store.

I like what you can say to the Brotherhood of Steel Paladin Darrel upon first meeting him.

"I've heard that you people sacrifice puppies."

In Fallout 2, on the ship in San Francisco when you talk to one of the engineers and burps :

Engineer : *Burp!*
Chosen One : Burp louder
Engineer : *Burps louder than you*
Chosen One : Burp even louder.
Engineer : He lets out the longest, loudest and most disgusting burp you have ever heard in your lifetime.
Chosen One : Wow.

End of conversation.

and..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXwlDWPBnzU

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IuBjeLiWhek

Lieutenant: "Conditions? How delightful. Go ahead, amuse me with your... condition."

Vault Dweller: "Put a bag over your head so I can stand being in your presence."