Famous last words in the Fallout Series : Fallout Series Discussion

» Sat Jun 26, 2010 2:47 pm

'Oh no, I'm being shot at. Not to worry I will just take cover behind this car.'

» Sat Jun 26, 2010 10:52 am

a new one then:

space is fun, what would happen if I take my space suit off.....

» Sat Jun 26, 2010 6:39 am

"It's only one Albino..."

Two seconds later.

"It's only two Albinos."

A few more seconds later.

"It's only two Albinos, a deathclaw and two sentry bots."

Not too far in the future.

"It's only my leg, I can still go on."

» Sat Jun 26, 2010 5:47 am

"There only ghouls with a new skin right?"

» Sat Jun 26, 2010 3:36 am

-The timer on these explosives doesn't seem to do anything, I'll just leave it in my inventory, rest and sell it in the morning.

-The assault rifle was THE best weapon in Wasteland, now that I've got one in Fallout I never need to worry about being outgunned.

-I'll use the mutated toe on Frank Horrigan and then waste my next couple of turns until I can see what all it does.

» Sat Jun 26, 2010 3:43 am

"Vault 15? Pfft, I'm going west, to San Fransisco."
- I actually did this in my first Fallout game.

» Sat Jun 26, 2010 1:27 am

Hmm, the bottom floor of Vault-15 seems to be caved in. Maybe if I use the dynamite I found in the locker, it'll clear the passageway.

Your inexpertise with explosives causes the dynamite to explore prematurely.

» Sat Jun 26, 2010 5:07 pm

*Inside the tanker at San Francisco"
"Ohhh ! An Alien ! I'll whack him with my crowbar and see what happens"

» Sat Jun 26, 2010 12:42 pm

"This is going to be easy, I'm not even going to bother saving."

The amount of time's I've said that after a few hours gameplay then died is unreal. You'd think I'd learn a lesson after the first few times.

» Sat Jun 26, 2010 8:32 am

"Oh Crap, I dropped my controller!"

» Sat Jun 26, 2010 4:34 pm

"Oh god a group of raiders hiding behind those cars! Not to worry, I'll attract there attention, place these mines by this car and hide behind it.."
-Never again shall we think that cars are valuable cover.

» Sat Jun 26, 2010 7:06 am

I think i'll test out my MIRV...On Megaton!

...SECONDS LATER:
A corpse goes flying into the sky

» Sat Jun 26, 2010 8:49 am

"FOR NARNIA! -charges Enclave troops with a sword and Hans Zimmer music playing-

...Well I did kill at least 3 (out of 12) of them before I died

» Sat Jun 26, 2010 8:40 am

-Oh no Goris you only have 3 health left don't run I'll give you a few superstims

» Sat Jun 26, 2010 1:58 am

-Pffffttt who cares if I kill just one hoker in Reno?

-Aaahh no one will ever expect it was me who put a bottlecap mine on his seat! Besides, what do the denizens of Megaton care for Moriarty anyway?

-What the hell did the computer eat the magnetosphere regulator or something?

-How many raiders could there possibly be in this cave?

-I'll just lay down the mines as I run away! I AM A GENIUS

» Sat Jun 26, 2010 9:03 am

At point lookout, in the Turtle Dove detention camp. About 10-15 blips appear on my pipboy, and I pull out my gatling laser and shoot the first two things I see, which were simply swamp ghouls.

'Ah, just a bunch of swamp ghouls then. I'll switch over to my backwater rifle and head shot them all.'

Next thing I know, a hand full of regular ghouls come up behind me, while another hand full of REAVERS, and about 3 glowing ones attack me. Needless to say, I was on my last limb by the end of it all.

» Sat Jun 26, 2010 8:34 am

Hmm. I got a few last words my character said before heading off into oblivion. (pun intended)

-Bah, that oil rig probally has no guards, I'll just bring my desert Eagle along for some fun

*two hours later*

Hey, is that my leg over there? Oh yeah, that pulse rifle thingy blew it off........

- That Navarro sergeant is a real jerk, I think I'll plant a grenade in his pocket

- Wonder what if I pissed off Lynette

- Hey, its a few Enclave patrols, lets go drink tea *several minutes later* How about gingseng and not plasma?

- Cool, a Talon merc, lets see if he wants to let me join........

» Sat Jun 26, 2010 4:07 am

I have strength of 7. That should be enough to arm wrestle a Super Mutant with a sissy name like Francis, right?

» Sat Jun 26, 2010 7:43 am

-*minefield* why do i keep losing health i disarmed all the mines kill the bloatfly *BOOM* =-]]

» Sat Jun 26, 2010 6:19 am

-I'm sure Frank will understand that he should step aside and let me go.

-Damn you beat me at chess, computer. Another 24 hours of playing chess should be enough time for me to defeat you....who cares that I'm playing down here in this hole.

-Ian you stay behind me and just aim at the pack of bandits here, you've got 12 to choose from.

» Sat Jun 26, 2010 11:56 am

In Gecko's reactor - "Hmmm, what's this? An Enclave station? Ohhh, a talking head! Lawlz, I think I'll play with him a bit. It's not like he can track me, right???" *wander outside Gecko and get random encounter with Enclave soldiers* "Oh shi--!"

"I wonder what a Bio-Gas Canister does."
*Reverse-pickpockets into Jericho's pants*
"Awww, nasty fart, man!"
*runs by with Flamer equipped and gets blown off my feet* -.-

» Sat Jun 26, 2010 11:33 am

[censored] I died and I last saved in vault 15.

Thank god for autosave.

oh.. wait...

» Sat Jun 26, 2010 5:06 pm

- "Oh, Harry the Stupid Mutant can't be too good with that laser rifle."
- "Old man Salvatore should be easy to wack. What's his guards gonna do, kill me?"
- "Hey Ian, take this submachine gun!"
- "Deathclaws can't be that dangerous, that loud-mouthed merchant doesn't know what she's talking about."

» Sat Jun 26, 2010 3:35 pm

The Arefu bridge must go all the way across the river...

» Sat Jun 26, 2010 2:19 am

Chosen One: You know you want it!
Girl In Modoc: OH NOES!
Girls Father: Oh God [censored]!
Chosen One: But I'm a girl! How does that even happen!