Ah...the memories. Also....

"Oh hey...is that a Behemoth behind that electirfied gate? How strange. Oh, look, there's a switch over here! I wonder what it does...."

No, really. I'm that stupid.

Ah, yesh. I have committed all of these random acts of stupidity as well. Well, except the last. I assumed the purpose of the switch was to turn off the power/open the gate, so naturally the Behemoth would get out. I dived between a boxcar and the wall of a building and let Behemoth and Raiders have at it. :bolt: These days I prefer to snipe the generator by the cage from the clifftop - you get a much better view of the resulting mayhem that way :chaos: and the Behemoth is pretty down on health if not dead by the time you're ready to actually go into Evergreen Mills.

Oh gods, I remember the first time I tried to take cover using a car - I actually jumped on top of one to get away from a Fire Ant. Wrong move.

Pretty much the same circumstances with the Deathclaw, but worse...I actually picked the fight by firing a Missile Launcher at it from ambush. Stupid, stupid, stupid. Not only did it do sweet F.A. to it, it attracted another of the damn things! So much for my first visit to Old Olney...

I'm still not sure what Warrick's story is; all I know is he tries to kill me without provocation so he dies. [shrugs]

Here's mine...

"Oh, that looney's too busy listening to himself yell, and it's dark - he'll never see me sneaking around down here; I'll get me a nice clear shot, pop him and collect the Mini-Nukes, noooo problem at all..."
(repeat x 5) :facepalm:

In Minefield:

sneak...sneak...sneak... disarm mine. sneak...sneak...sneak... disarm mine.
BLAM!
Crap on a cracker, sniper! Run for cover, step on a mine - BOOM! Okay, I'm hurt, but not bad, keep running... step on another mine - BOOM! Explosion throws me over onto a third mine - BOOM!
Goddammit. [reload game]

haha. just watched my buddy do the same thing...To me it was funny as hell...To him, not so much

Okay heres mine.

"Hmm. about four or five raiders over there. Well, lets just jump up on top of this car for a better shot." BLAM! "Yep, that got their attention. Hey, is that a grenade coming my way?"

"you know what, I dont like how Jericho talks to me. I'm going to go teach him a lesson!" (said at lv 4)

"what the hell does over encumbered mean?"

- That fawkes guy can't be that tough

My last words?

"Now, to take over Raven Rock at level 9 on my first go!"

My favourite last words from the Fallout games?

Michael Masters:

"Karma's a real [censored] ain't it?"

Not exactly my words but Sgt. Dornan's who then blasted the [censored] out of me with his plasma pistol.

Sgt. Dornan: Mo-ron. If I see you away from your post again, it will be the sorriest day of your short life!
which is followed by:
Sgt. Dornan: You are a danger to us all. That will end now !

This random encounter cave, adjacent to Broken Hills somewhere, should be easy. It says they are just robbers and I don't have the "awareness" perk to see what they are packing before I decide to engage them all.

damnit, i forgot to save.

"Cover me Sulik!"


"I've got a couple of weeks left and I'm sure the water chip is around here somewhere... ok, plenty of time, let's go see what that Lou guy wants"

In place with gas leak:"Ooo the air is wavey. Hey, Im low on health. Oh crap feral ghouls!" *Shoots Lazer Pistol*

"Red blips on my radar? Probably more Raiders."
...
...
"Oh [censored], a Deathclaw. No wait, two... three... dammit."

well the first time i walked in to moriarty's, Nova said "looking for a good time sugar"? and i said "sure". then "i said how much to hire you" and Nova said "all you have to do is rent a room". But then i told her "i wasn't tired so why would i need a room". so she said "the less tired the better". but i said "why the hell would i need a room if i wasnt tired"! then i got pissed and "accidently" tore off her arm with a 10mm.

"Is that a..... Yup... 5 deathclaws. -__-"

In point lookout...

"hmmm... count the blips....count the blips.... 12? Probably ghouls."
moments later
"TRACKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"